Miami has the turnover chain. The Buckeyes can wave around their turnover dildo.
Zack Smith Ordered Sex Toys to Ohio State Offices
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The good thing is urban has a good life coach to help...
It's not so much that what he's ordering and doing is all that out of the ordinary, I feel like a lot of people have a naughty kink side that they keep hidden from their wives, husbands, partners, whatever... What you do in your own time is your own business.
What's outrageous, is that this dude seemed to have it all out in the open, it was almost like he was begging to get caught.... Begging to create this kind of ridiculous scandal... which I guess makes sense. Make a name for yourself, just because you're related to a Buckeye legend like Earl Bruce, yet you've never done anything with your life that's worth a damn, actually, you're a POS, beating your wife, more than likely was abusive to his kids, (or would have been eventually) ... and blew (pardon the pun) thousands of dollars on ridiculous lingerie FOR HIMSELF, that he had send to the football offices at Ohio State? What the Flucking Fruck is going on here!?
I'd be lying if I wasn't loving every minute of this ridiculous debacle. Here's tOSU, who's got a sociopath relative with legacy ties, who is supposedly coaching wide receivers (sorta makes sense now) ... who's also one of the Bucknuts lead recruiters. This is what happens when you let LEGACY individuals hang around a program, because of something someone before them was honored for. Man, and I thought we had it bad with JayPa coaching our QB's into the ground.
But regardless, You've got OSU still bring in top 5 classes every season. If you want to go ahead and play the card, that everyone played with Penn State, following the narrative, that "Everyone knew everything about everyone in the program," then you have to really wonder what the hell kind of sex ring they've got running over there in the Columbus WhoreShoeHouse
What's outrageous, is that this dude seemed to have it all out in the open, it was almost like he was begging to get caught.... Begging to create this kind of ridiculous scandal... which I guess makes sense. Make a name for yourself, just because you're related to a Buckeye legend like Earl Bruce, yet you've never done anything with your life that's worth a damn, actually, you're a POS, beating your wife, more than likely was abusive to his kids, (or would have been eventually) ... and blew (pardon the pun) thousands of dollars on ridiculous lingerie FOR HIMSELF, that he had send to the football offices at Ohio State? What the Flucking Fruck is going on here!?
I'd be lying if I wasn't loving every minute of this ridiculous debacle. Here's tOSU, who's got a sociopath relative with legacy ties, who is supposedly coaching wide receivers (sorta makes sense now) ... who's also one of the Bucknuts lead recruiters. This is what happens when you let LEGACY individuals hang around a program, because of something someone before them was honored for. Man, and I thought we had it bad with JayPa coaching our QB's into the ground.
But regardless, You've got OSU still bring in top 5 classes every season. If you want to go ahead and play the card, that everyone played with Penn State, following the narrative, that "Everyone knew everything about everyone in the program," then you have to really wonder what the hell kind of sex ring they've got running over there in the Columbus WhoreShoeHouse
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And that Harbaugh also hired a weirdo lying train wreck after he was fired by UF.
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- Noah Spence. I just thought of that quote too when thinking of the OSU targets who may now look elsewhere uttering the same sound.
An OSU football coach keeping sex toys in his office and having sex in said office might raise some questions related to sexual harassment/Title IX. Consider that one aspect of sexual harassment is maintaining a "hostile work environment" full of innuendos and such.
You almost have to wonder if the $2200 in sex toys is potentially related to the recruiting of 5 stars and high end 4 stars from hundreds of miles away. Maybe he was coordinating action for them? I just can't fathom what a guy would do with that much sex toys in an office setting. Does he have an entire storage closet of it in the football offices? Is there a bondage room in Ohio St's football building? WTH is going on there? There are certainly more sordid dots to connect in this.
To be honest, "dildo" is one if my favorite words. Something about that combination of syllables always brings a smile to my face.
What a fun Saturday morning!
When they said over $2k in sex toys, I thought maybe Coach Smith installed a Sybian in his office, which is a boss move in my opinion.
What a fun Saturday morning!
When they said over $2k in sex toys, I thought maybe Coach Smith installed a Sybian in his office, which is a boss move in my opinion.
And hires Kevin Wilson from Indiana (former head coach) fired for player abuse after AD of Osu admits that Urban got to a “higher level of comfort with Wilson’s background” that AD just trusted that decision.
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“Core Values”. I want to hear Urban grandstand on this agajn
Soooooo.... what are the chances our students will be waiving dildos in the stands instead of the white towels at the the end of September? That would be freaking hilarious!!
There’s was mention of video equipment in that article. So was this guy making porn videos in the Woody Building?
That's one way to offer a full ride
No need to wonder about what kind of a sex ring they’ve got up in Columbus. Apparently it’s the PetitQ Men’s PQ100 C-ring.
We all knew that much of college football is in the gutter. But this is just a whole 'nother kettle of fish. It may or may not be relevant to Meyer, but you just know that the university president has got to be cringing this morning.
I think the entire stadium should be in white wife beaters with one eye blacked out for the white-out, and THE Ohio State team should have about 500 dildos of assorted shapes and colors thrown at them when they come out of the tunnel. In addition, when they attempt their first field goal, the students should unveil a 20'x20' photoshopped picture between the uprights of Zach Smith and Urban Meyer in a deep soul kiss while wearing their manthongs.
(Actually, it's likely no photoshopping would be needed.)
Then they would know what it is like to have experienced ONE PERCENT of the crap we got from our so called B1G brethren with the Sandusky shite.
One can only imagine Smith's behavior on recruiting trips......Other coaches had to know about his deviant tendencies.
PORN...in the Woody.
While Meyer turns his eye
Duh duh duh....duh duh dudduh...duh duh duh...duh duh
Or the president could be looking past it all with a focus on FOOTBALL.
and a team that, with urban, is favored to win the b1g. Time will tell.
Two in the pink, one in the shoe....wait is that how the saying goes?
Certainly gives new meaning to the phrase "dotting the i".
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Instead of calling OSU stadium the shoe it now can be called the "RING" as in "COCK RING " I hope there are a few rubber dicks thrown on their field this year during the game. Buffalo bills had that happen to them about two years ago. T
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Certainly a funny thought. But no. I much prefer PSU fans acting with class.
Our embarrassing fiasco isn’t very far in the rear view...
It’s getting more good every day.
I wonder if he got gold pants or Buckeye stickers for his conquests?
