You've nailed the self-loathing part, that's for sure. Nobody self-loathes as well as they do on the Lair. Over there, they've perfected self-loathing.
Pitt fans say the darndest things
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30 years? You're being gracious. It's more like 80 years with a one-off during the late 70s/early 80s. And they're a football school? Good grief.
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One of the reasons that they don't believe that anyone running a clean program can win is because they only had the "one-off" success because the Golden Panthers were paying players twice what the Pittsburgh Steelers were paying.
Still not too late for Majors III. Maybe they could coax Sherrill out of retirement also to be the DC.
Could make a good ad: I'm not a doctor, but I did sleep at Heinz Field during a Pitt football game last fall.
Good luck getting anyone, even an actor, to admit they are a Pitt fan on TV. Larry Fitzgerald would rather say he's a university of Phoenix grad than admit he spent time at Pitt.
I must admit that I broke my vow and returned to the Lair and read the Spanier thread. Really glad that I did because now I completely understand the true story behind the Sandusky scandal. It clearly also answered all my questions about Area 51, who killed Kennedy, where Elvis is now and the origins of the Bermuda Triangle.
You forgot other lair logic like: the earth is flat, OJ is innocent, and Tupac & Biggie live together on the moon.
But were they able to address the two biggest quandaries facing the country?
1. Script Pitt vs. Block Pitt
2. Location for an on-campus stadium
Pitt just landed a grad transfer from Rutgers. A former top 1200 recruit who caught......wait for it....2 passes last year. One for 7 yards. He will no doubt be a deep threat for Kenny Heisman.
Whipple will be hamstrung with the weak tight ends on the Pitt roster. He obviously likes to throw to tight ends, but he'll have issues with Pitts mediocre TEs. The new TE had 13 catches during his career at Rutgres.
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But, but, but...look what Whipple did when he got his hands on former PSU 5-star Adam Brenneman. Brenneman ‘’did nothing’’ at Penn State, but really blossomed under the tutelage of Whipple at UMass. As if Penn State never had a tight end who did anything.
Hey, Pitt fans: Ever hear of Pat Friermuth? Mike Gesicki? Jesse James? Let’s work back from there.
lol... several years ago on my first Lair post, I was banned for telling the "Adam Breneman story" when he was putting up big numbers at UM. They had never heard of him. Had he not been sidelined with injuries, he would have had a great PSU career. He had a pretty good freshman year at PSU. Today he is a great off field representative of PSU.
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Whipple is hamstrung by being Whipple. He has never had success at major college level and will run an offense that will cause even more napping at Heinz Field. They'll be lucky to average 14 points a game. And that's only because they play in the Coastal. If they played anywhere else they'd make the Rutgers offense look prolific. Why risk a young, dynamic OC when you could get the guy that helped turn UMass into a program that even the Sun Belt and the MAC didn't want.
One thing Pitt fans aren’t is knowledgeable. Didn’t mean to come off as being dismissive of Brenneman if I did.
Only at Pitt can you get a transfer from Rutgers who can't contribute there, and is lauded as a great get who is a late diamond-in-the-rough.
If you transfer from Rutgers to Pitt or vice versa you don't have to sit out a year because Rutgers is just Red-Pitt.
Going to either program is a hardship way worse than Justin Fields experienced, so they would certainly get waivers.
It is fantasy season for denizens of the Lair. All transfers into Pitt are guaranteed first round draft picks until the actual season begins. They then immediately fade into obscurity. Wash, rinse and repeat year after year.
Peak has finally become totally unhinged, he’s now resorted to quoting Brenneman ( a former Nitter in Lair logic ) to tout the genius of Whipple.
I'm surprised he'd even allow Breneman's name in print on the Lair. Usually, one is banned merely for having a neighbor on the cul-de-sac who's cleaning lady's stepbrother once partied with a guy who's cousin went to PSU.
"I think it’s amazing he can recruit anybody given his lack of communication skills and dull personality."
Nardoooozi? No the Lair's obsession with UW and Paul Chryst marches on.
Nardoooozi? No the Lair's obsession with UW and Paul Chryst marches on.
Regarding Hornibrook transferring:
"I'm dead serious he wouldn't even be 3rd string if he came here. Not in our young QB room."
I'm pretty sure he could be out their starter, Mr 8 Yards.
"I'm dead serious he wouldn't even be 3rd string if he came here. Not in our young QB room."
I'm pretty sure he could be out their starter, Mr 8 Yards.
They can't recruit so they convince themselves that they have the answer....a new OC. LOL Don't you love how they mock Paul Chryst......and they have Nardouche.
And lest we forget: Crazy Paco is sick.
Seriously, what is WRONG with this creature who feels the need to criticize Penn State at every turn?
Seriously, what is WRONG with this creature who feels the need to criticize Penn State at every turn?
Exactly, it’s similar to staring into a mirror and denying the existence of the image being reflected.
This is how legends grow and become mythical. The actual statistic was 8 yards.
There are some who believe that's another posting name for Chris Peak. He can't say what he really thinks about us using his official name, goes the logic.
I actually saw that and laughed out loud which I never do but it was so damn funny.
They're actually 2 distinct cretins, unless Peak has moved to Florida, and started shitting his pants.
Funny how Kenny Heisman's only drawback was his OC. Never any consideration that it was actually the opposite?
I thought the poster was kind of goofing on everyone, much like el daddy did there. Turns out he was serious.
The good old days. Those idiots actually drank my kool aid for a little
You were great, I thought you were the biggest douche on the Lair, and that’s saying something.
If his pass patterns are 3.5 yards and Kenny Heisman's passes are 8 yards, that isn't good.
Narduzzi throws another Pitt player (Anthony McKee LB) under the bus as he leaves. This guy is the epitome of a sore losers. Does it to any coach or player who leaves. “Never my fault” Pat
[It’s] a little disappointing because I think he had the potential to be pretty good. You have to want it right here,” the head coach, pointing to his head, said according to the Pittsburgh Tribune-Review.“You have to want to have another year of it"
[It’s] a little disappointing because I think he had the potential to be pretty good. You have to want it right here,” the head coach, pointing to his head, said according to the Pittsburgh Tribune-Review.“You have to want to have another year of it"
Maybe the player just didn't want to have another year of Narduzzi.
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