Best lines in a movie.....

[91Joe95]

 

[91Joe95]

 

[rudedude]

 

[rudedude]

One of the great ending scene dialogues, IMO.

 

[psuro]

 

[psuro]

 

[Woodpecker]

I drink your milkshake!

 

[Fac]

 

[Still in State College]

 

[Fac]

 

[lunsmooth]

"One other thing....I play, coach stays. He goes, I go." - J. Chitwood
Hoosiers clip

"Alright Vaughn, they tell us you're a pitcher. You're sure not much of a dresser. We wear caps and sleeves at this level, son." - L. Brown
Classic Major League clip

 

[We Are . . .]

 

[SoParkLion]

A man's gotta know

 

[4IUSox2]

“Wire hangers!?!?!?”

 

[Strick73]

That there is an RV.

 

[91Joe95]

 

[91Joe95]

 

[BobPSU92]

Everything from Airplane!.

 

[83wuzme]

Mein Herr, the American refuses to talk. Should I bring out the Leroy Niemann paintings ?

 

[psuro]

 

[Woodpecker]

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They used a similar gag earlier

 

[sluggo72]

100%

 

[Shadow99]

 

[psuro]

They used a similar gag earlier

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Top Secret! preceded Naked Gun, I believe.

 

[Woodpecker]

Top Secret! preceded Naked Gun, I believe.

My bad. I thought it was from the Police Squad TV show.

 

[Hugh Laurie]

Pick one in this scene. They are numerous.

 

[The Spin Meister]

“Because you got no class, kid. You got no class!”

 

[IANit]

We've covered this ground before, but it doesn't seem to get too old........

My nomination:

Movie: My Darling Clementine
Line: Fonda to the bartender. "Mac, you ever been in love?" Bartender replies. "No, I've been a bartender all my life..."

Real Genius

Professor Hathaway to Mitch:
Mitch, there's something you need to know. Compared to you, most people have the IQ of a carrot.
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Professor Hathaway to workers outside his house:
What are you looking at? You're laborers; you should be laboring. That's what you get for not having an education.
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Chris Knight to Kent:
Do you mind if I name my first child after you? "Dipsh*t Knight" has a nice ring to it.
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Kent:
You're all a bunch of degenerates.
Chris Knight:
Oh, really? Well, what about that time I found you naked with that bowl of Jello-0?
Kent:
You did not.
Chris Knight:
This is true.
Kent:
Yeah, well it was hot and I was hungry.

 

[walleye38]

We've covered this ground before, but it doesn't seem to get too old........

My nomination:

Movie: My Darling Clementine
Line: Fonda to the bartender. "Mac, you ever been in love?" Bartender replies. "No, I've been a bartender all my life..."

"Here's looking at you kid"

 

[bkmtnittany1]

Rodney in Back to School: "Now that's what I call Marine Biology!"

 

[nclion97]

“Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue!”

 

[ericstratton-rushchairman]

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Pick one in this scene. They are numerous.

I worked for a fast growing Enterprise software company in the 90s and one year instead a plaque or trophy for making quota club you received a small wooden box with your name engraved and inside the box were a set of brass balls.

 

[okinburg1]

Rodney in Back to School: "Now that's what I call Marine Biology!"

You don't lie to me, you lie to girls.

 

[BBrown]

We've covered this ground before, but it doesn't seem to get too old........

My nomination:

Movie: My Darling Clementine
Line: Fonda to the bartender. "Mac, you ever been in love?" Bartender replies. "No, I've been a bartender all my life..."

Casablanca...pretty much the entire movie.

 

[manatree]

Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.

 

[LionFan87b]

"Yeah. I've been BUSY!" Luther from 48 Hours, when picking up his car from a garage and being told that the ticket is three years old.

 

[LionFan87b]

As Good As It Gets
Secretary: How do you write women so well?
Nicholson: I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability.

From the same movie, "I was only trying to give you a boost."

 

[MtNittany]

There's no way, *no* way that you came from *my* loins. Soon as I get home, first thing I'm gonna do is punch yo mamma in da mouth!

 

[LionFan87b]

Most underappreciated line from The Godfather:

Sollozzo - Don't go losing that famous Sicilian temper of yours, Sonny.

Sonny - I'll wait.

 

[LionFan87b]

"How's your wife?"
"Mean as a snake."