Soriano appreciation thread

[matter7172]

I can't tell you how much Soriano has improved my life. I live in a town that was originally a Methodist Meeting Camp. Before there was town water and sewers, the houses in town got their water from a gravity feed system with a stone water tower at the top of the mountain. I live about 100' from the water tower.

One detriment, among very few, of living where I do was that the town emergency alert system consisted of an old fire siren that would be tested every day at noon and 5pm, and would also go off anytime an alert was issued. Needless to say, living 100' from the tower didn't allow much sound dispersion to occur before the siren song reached my house.

Last summer, I saw all the signs for "Soriano For Mayor" around town. Soriano won. One of the first things he did was to upgrade the emergency alert system. No more fire siren!!! So here's my appreciation thread for Michael Soriano.

 

[FineMaterial]

Find someplace else for your drunk posting.

 

[El-Jefe]

CONTEST: Who else can we "appreciate" for having a name spelled differently from a wrestler?

Morton Anderson was a Hall of Fame kicker.

Tim Conway had a nice career in TV comedy.

Burrowes got a PSU building named for him.

 

[Golic55]

Cajun Possum Chili - NUCLEAR HOT !!!

Ingredients:
Tomatoe Sauce (depends on possum)
1 tsp.-1 cup Chili Powder (Depends on Taste and possum)
1 Large possum or 3 small (If you ran over the possum better make it 4)
1 large pot or two large ones if the first isn't enough.
5-10 chili peppers (depends on taste and possum)
5-10 red peppers (depends on taste and possum)
5-10 jalapenio peppers (depends on taste and possum)
How ever much Cayenne Pepper you like, it depends on your taste and possum.
1 tsp. Black Pepper
a pinch of salt
Chili Beans for extra flavor
And whatever other ingredients that are hot and spicy you would like to add.

Directions:
1. Skin possum(s)
2. Remove internal organs, head, claws, and bones. There is no flavor or use for these. But if you want to add them, Go ahead.
3. Put some tomatoe sauce in the pot(s). Then add the possum.
4. Chop peppers
5. Skip step four if you don't want chopped peppers; it doesn't matter.
6. Put the rest in and let set for a long dang while.
7. Before serving make sure you have enough bread, Milk, and Toliet paper for after dinner.
8. Serve. Enjoy
9. Race for bathroom. Whoever is first will make a large stench. Have enough air freshner.
Serving size of Meal-depends on how much you put in and on the possum.

Warning-You're a redneck if you try this. (Either that or you like really hot chili.) May cause sudden urges to go to the bathroom. May cause burned tongues and mouths. May cause severe indigestion!! ---Anonymous

Dave Baker
Lakeland, Florida

Collected by Bert Christensen
Toronto, Ontario

 

[nitlion6]

I can't tell you how much Soriano has improved my life. I live in a town that was originally a Methodist Meeting Camp. Before there was town water and sewers, the houses in town got their water from a gravity feed system with a stone water tower at the top of the mountain. I live about 100' from the water tower.

One detriment, among very few, of living where I do was that the town emergency alert system consisted of an old fire siren that would be tested every day at noon and 5pm, and would also go off anytime an alert was issued. Needless to say, living 100' from the tower didn't allow much sound dispersion to occur before the siren song reached my house.

Last summer, I saw all the signs for "Soriano For Mayor" around town. Soriano won. One of the first things he did was to upgrade the emergency alert system. No more fire siren!!! So here's my appreciation thread for Michael Soriano.

Timing is always important. Well played.

 

[manatree]

Timing is always important. Well played.

Au contraire. I found it to be both derivative and passé.

 

[CropDuster507]

 

[Dogwelder]

Question: what do wrestling boards have to do with Bananarama?
Answer: Cruel Summer.

 

[matter7172]

Au contraire. I found it to be both derivative and passé.

You didn't live through it. Don't judge.

 

[tikk10]

Last summer, I saw all the signs for "Soriano For Mayor" around town. Soriano won

Only after the B1G granted Soriano's appeal. Lucky guy.

 

[jammenz]

If only Cael hadn't said what he said.

 

[Ban Basketball]

I also found the post amusing, but I like bad jokes and I'm easily amused.

 

[nitlion6]

I also found the post amusing, but I like bad jokes and I'm easily amused.

That is probably what made me chuckle also. But I chuckled, and hell I just reread the thread and I am still chuckling and smiling.

 

[matter7172]

And it's a true story. You can't believe how f'ing loud that thing was - especially on a nice day when I had the windows open.

 

[nitlion6]

And it's a true story. You can't believe how f'ing loud that thing was - especially on a nice day when I had the windows open.

The wail from the Penn State wrestling faithful or the sound from the siren?

 

[smalls103]

If only Cael hadn't said what he said.

jammenz, can you be a pal and give us an ETA on your inevitable move to a nursing home w/ no wifi?

thanks.

- all of us

 

[Dogwelder]

jammenz, ... your inevitable move to a nursing home w/ no wifi? ...

Pass through padded walls, wifi can.
Type through straitjacket, Jammenz cannot.
Jackpot!

 

[jammenz]

Won't be long, but wifi is everywhere now.

 

[lionlover]

jammenz, can you be a pal and give us an ETA on your inevitable move to a nursing home w/ no wifi?

thanks.

- all of us

Epic.

 

[Used2BEerie]

jammenz, can you be a pal and give us an ETA on your inevitable move to a nursing home w/ no wifi?

thanks.

- all of us

This trumps your classic “shut up”! Well done!

 

[CropDuster507]

jammen can't go full-court press on a nursing home until we do a dual podcast.