Duck hunter invites another guy to see his incredible dog in action.They stop a few hundred feet from a pond and the Hunter lets the dog loose.
Off it goes bounding towards the pond.It comes back shortly with four sticks in its mouth shaking them around and dropping them at the hunters feet.
That means there are four ducks on that pond says the Hunter.
I call bull says the guy.
They sneak up to the pond and sure as heck there are four ducks.This is repeated a few times and the guy tells the Hunter he has to have this dog.They haggle and come to an agreement and the next weekend the guy invites a few clients to watch this wonder dog.
The guy releases the dog and off it goes.An hour passes and no dog.He whistles and whistles and no dog.
Finally they start after it.They then hear a loud dragging noise and into the clearing comes the dog dragging a huge tree limb.He drops it at the guys feet and then starts to hump him.
The dog continues to grab the limb and then humps the guy.
Embarrassed by the dogs behavior he calls the Hunter and demands his money back.After the guy explains the dogs irrational behavior the Hunter just laughs and explains that the guy totally misunderstood the dogs message.
He tells the guy that the dogs meaning was There were more f..ing ducks then you can shake a stick at
Off it goes bounding towards the pond.It comes back shortly with four sticks in its mouth shaking them around and dropping them at the hunters feet.
That means there are four ducks on that pond says the Hunter.
I call bull says the guy.
They sneak up to the pond and sure as heck there are four ducks.This is repeated a few times and the guy tells the Hunter he has to have this dog.They haggle and come to an agreement and the next weekend the guy invites a few clients to watch this wonder dog.
The guy releases the dog and off it goes.An hour passes and no dog.He whistles and whistles and no dog.
Finally they start after it.They then hear a loud dragging noise and into the clearing comes the dog dragging a huge tree limb.He drops it at the guys feet and then starts to hump him.
The dog continues to grab the limb and then humps the guy.
Embarrassed by the dogs behavior he calls the Hunter and demands his money back.After the guy explains the dogs irrational behavior the Hunter just laughs and explains that the guy totally misunderstood the dogs message.
He tells the guy that the dogs meaning was There were more f..ing ducks then you can shake a stick at