Gold, said the man to the many
I want money and I'll make it grow
I will count my worth in gold
Wealth untold, I'll sell my soul
Midas Man
Midas Man
The battle will soon begin.
Lubert aka Midas Man is strengthening the trustees cabal's fortress.
He stands to lose more than any other trustee, when the levee breaks.
And it will break.
You see, in my business, it's nothing personal. It's just business as usual.
I've got the brawn, you've got the brains
Let's make lots of money
Our thing is to gain access to pension funds.
It's a brilliant strategy.
My boss Rosario Buffalino was the greatest man that i have ever met.
He would loan out the money, on a scale from 2% to 5%, depending on the scope of work.
Everyone benefited. And no one ever caught on.
I hear midas man has pension funds from all over pennsylvania. Loves his state and school employees' funds. Ever wonder what he has going on in happy valley?
The most powerful man at your penn state according to our sources.
But i respect him for his acumen and he is a casino guy.
We could have been paisans or maybe not.
Father forgive me, I tried not to do it
Turned over a new leaf and then tore right through it
Did i ever tell you why Jimmy Hoffa got whacked?
You see, jimmy had given us complete and unfettered access to the teamsters' pension funds.
When jimmy was sent to the slammer, Frank Fitzsimmons took over. It was business as usual.
In fact, if i remember correctly we made many loans for your university construction projects.
It was heaven. But alas, when jimmy was almost done serving his time, he said that he had become a changed man.He wanted to cut off our access to the pension funds.
That was unacceptable and my boss flew into a rage.
The rest is history. I did what i had to do. And Sally Bugs had to be sent to australia, too. I cried, but it had to be done.
You do know that your former BNY trustee was trying to follow our business model?
She tried to use her feminine charms to get the "construction king" president at SUNY's Upstate Medical School to become the penn state president. She almost got 'r done. But, she was a rookie and couldn't cement the deal. My boss would've made it happen, back in the day.
Speaking of presidents here's a prediction.
Your current president will serve for only one term.
Our sources say that the athletic director is a short timer, too.
Let me tell you a little story.
I told you before that the midas man came very close to being booted off of your board of directors.
He was so angry at the board that he vowed to never donate money to penn state.
Can you guess what happened next?
Spanier and Schultz hightailed it to florida to beg for a reconciliation.
Are you getting the picture?
I'll take anything I can get, I'll make you
I'll break you and I'll make you sweat
Nothing is worth nothing unless it's
Made for Midas Man
Quid Pro Quo
Forever more
Midas Man is the ultimate powerbroker in your athletic department.
And while he didn't "hate" joepa, he resented joe's power and wanted him gone, along with
others. But, most of you know that.
Some day i will tell you more, but let's focus on the matter at hand.
Your tustee Lubrano has done a fantastic job in fighting and exposing the cabal.
So much so, that he might want to tread lightly, so to speak.
I applaud his diligent work and he will eventually triumph.
But, i disagree with his assessment that Bradley could have replaced joe.
That was never going to happen. And it was tom's fault, not joe's.
But, that is a story for another day.
Speaking of football, what if i told you that the midas man has a very, very influential amigo in the
Beaver Stadium evaluation process. They were "always together". Anyone that thinks Barbour is a person of influence, is shall we say, insanely delusional.
I need to wrap this up because i have a bocce game later this morning.
One of our informants was outraged about your last board meeting when potato trustee introduced a proposal to prohibit board members from seeing any penn state financial info.
You do know midas man is a VP in potato trustee's company?
But that tells me all i need to know.
They are hiding something spectacular.
I would be checking the psu plane's logs for some "key" caribbean financial destinations.
I smell a rat. Fiscal malfeasance.
Cowardly amateurs except for midas man. Gotta admit, he could have been a Don.
Sold said the man to the many,
Work for me, I'll only steal your time
I will count my money out
There's no doubt, I'll sell my soul
Midas Man
Midas Man
Ciao
