So I am 4-0 with my new game day routine.....

[CF LION]

I haven’t watched a single game live .......

Week 1- App State. Was in my car driving to see my gf in NJ. Got to her house around 5. Just she and I in the house. Had a few drinks. Ended up doing other things. After those things were over, checked my phone and found out that PSU won. Went out and had a really nice dinner.

Week 2 -Pitt. Because my son had a guitar performance that day, she drove to see me. Went out to dinner afterwards. Came back to my place and ended up doing other things. After those things were over, checked my phone and found out that PSU won.

Week 3 - Kent State. My birthday. Got to her place in the early afternoon. Again, empty house. Ended up doing other things. After those things were over, checked my phone and found out that PSU won. She treated me to a really awesome dinner afterwards.

Week 4 - Illinois. A Friday night encounter. Left work early and got to her place around 7. Went out for a really nice dinner at a local place near her house. Drank a bottle of wine. Went back to her place. Ended up doing other things. Woke up around 2AM and checked my cell phone. Saw that PSU won.

I’ll try to stick to this routine for the remainder of the season ......

 

[psuro]

If you need help keeping this relationship going set up a PayPal account and we will all chip in. That way you can keep your focus where it should be.

 

[Woodpecker]

I haven’t watched a single game live .......

Week 1- App State. Was in my car driving to see my gf in NJ. Got to her house around 5. Just she and I in the house. Had a few drinks. Ended up doing other things. After those things were over, checked my phone and found out that PSU won. Went out and had a really nice dinner.

Week 2 -Pitt. Because my son had a guitar performance that day, she drove to see me. Went out to dinner afterwards. Came back to my place and ended up doing other things. After those things were over, checked my phone and found out that PSU won.

Week 3 - Kent State. My birthday. Got to her place in the early afternoon. Again, empty house. Ended up doing other things. After those things were over, checked my phone and found out that PSU won. She treated me to a really awesome dinner afterwards.

Week 4 - Illinois. A Friday night encounter. Left work early and got to her place around 7. Went out for a really nice dinner at a local place near her house. Drank a bottle of wine. Went back to her place. Ended up doing other things. Woke up around 2AM and checked my cell phone. Saw that PSU won.

I’ll try to stick to this routine for the remainder of the season ......

So the team is just a groin injury away from a losing streak?

 

[psuro]

So the team is just a groin injury away from a losing streak?

Or wrist.

 

[BudatPSU]

Priorities are good for other things.

 

[The Song Remains the Same]

Or wrist.

Perhaps even the dreaded "lower body injury" (it is the start of hockey season...)

 

[CF LION]

Or wrist.

The work week is long....

 

[fairgambit]

I haven’t watched a single game live .......

Week 1- App State. Was in my car driving to see my gf in NJ. Got to her house around 5. Just she and I in the house. Had a few drinks. Ended up doing other things. After those things were over, checked my phone and found out that PSU won. Went out and had a really nice dinner.

Week 2 -Pitt. Because my son had a guitar performance that day, she drove to see me. Went out to dinner afterwards. Came back to my place and ended up doing other things. After those things were over, checked my phone and found out that PSU won.

Week 3 - Kent State. My birthday. Got to her place in the early afternoon. Again, empty house. Ended up doing other things. After those things were over, checked my phone and found out that PSU won. She treated me to a really awesome dinner afterwards.

Week 4 - Illinois. A Friday night encounter. Left work early and got to her place around 7. Went out for a really nice dinner at a local place near her house. Drank a bottle of wine. Went back to her place. Ended up doing other things. Woke up around 2AM and checked my cell phone. Saw that PSU won.

I’ll try to stick to this routine for the remainder of the season ......

That routine sounds like its hard on you.

 

[razpsu]

Stay on top of those other things.

 

[ILLINOISLION]

Keep “up” “doing other things”!

 

[Player2BNamedL8r]

Just to be safe, I think we should pass the hat to make sure you have a handful of little blue pills for next week’s game.

 

[anon_xdc8rmuek44eq]

So, we gotta keep getting this guy laid and the other from last night drunk for every game.

 

[PSUdoc90]

I'm impressed that doing other things takes as long as a football game! If doing other things lasts more than four hours I thought you were supposed to call your doctor!

 

[Ranger Dan]

Whatever you do, don’t change for the next week...

 

[Roar More]

I have been to every game this year. I'll take care of the home games if somebody will stake me to the rest of the away.

 

[paws1957]

“Other things”? You’ve got to wrap your arms around this problem, take it to bed, eat that elephant or whatever you call it! But for Gods sake don’t change that routine!

 

[NatLion]

Flag!

 

[Locolion]

I haven’t watched a single game live .......

Week 1- App State. Was in my car driving to see my gf in NJ. Got to her house around 5. Just she and I in the house. Had a few drinks. Ended up doing other things. After those things were over, checked my phone and found out that PSU won. Went out and had a really nice dinner.

Week 2 -Pitt. Because my son had a guitar performance that day, she drove to see me. Went out to dinner afterwards. Came back to my place and ended up doing other things. After those things were over, checked my phone and found out that PSU won.

Week 3 - Kent State. My birthday. Got to her place in the early afternoon. Again, empty house. Ended up doing other things. After those things were over, checked my phone and found out that PSU won. She treated me to a really awesome dinner afterwards.

Week 4 - Illinois. A Friday night encounter. Left work early and got to her place around 7. Went out for a really nice dinner at a local place near her house. Drank a bottle of wine. Went back to her place. Ended up doing other things. Woke up around 2AM and checked my cell phone. Saw that PSU won.

I’ll try to stick to this routine for the remainder of the season ......

I am dating the same girl. She likes me more

 

[PSUaggie]

We hope your wife doesn't find out until after the season.

 

[LafayetteBear]

So have you started telling the GF that she needs to “take one for the team?”

 

[91Joe95]

Whatever you do:

1) Don't ever tell her.

2) Don't get married.

 

[Norm Petersin]

Glad you are boinking her brains out and we are 4-0. Jump in the sack at 7:30, give her your all. You are a real team player..

 

[psuro]

That routine sounds like its hard on you.

As long as it's hard for him we should be OK.

 

[Sviatoslav]

I don't mean to cast any doubt into the formula here... but it could be that he's having nice dinners and/or going out for drinks during the game, and nothing to do with the alleged boinking. We have to take into account all the factors he listed above.

CF, make sure you don't forget to go out for dinner, you need to recreate the entire event every week start to finish. Yeah, it's expensive and exhausting but you are a good man and we are counting on you.

 

[CF LION]

I don't mean to cast any doubt into the formula here... but it could be that he's having nice dinners and/or going out for drinks during the game, and nothing to do with the alleged boinking. We have to take into account all the factors he listed above.

CF, make sure you don't forget to go out for dinner, you need to recreate the entire event every week start to finish. Yeah, it's expensive and exhausting but you are a good man and we are counting on you.

Got dinner covered. The one thing that does concern me is that I will be at the Rutgers game earlier in the day. Not sure how that changes the dynamic of my routine.

 

[PSU87]

Got dinner covered. The one thing that does concern me is that I will be at the Rutgers game earlier in the day. Not sure how that changes the dynamic of my routine.

Well then don't go to the Rutgers game!
C'mon man, this is important. Plus, watching Rutgres is punishment.

 

[nits74]

And when we play Rutgers you are free to break your routine. It won't matter.

 

[TheGLOV]

I haven’t watched a single game live .......

Week 1- App State. Was in my car driving to see my gf in NJ. Got to her house around 5. Just she and I in the house. Had a few drinks. Ended up doing other things. After those things were over, checked my phone and found out that PSU won. Went out and had a really nice dinner.

Week 2 -Pitt. Because my son had a guitar performance that day, she drove to see me. Went out to dinner afterwards. Came back to my place and ended up doing other things. After those things were over, checked my phone and found out that PSU won.

Week 3 - Kent State. My birthday. Got to her place in the early afternoon. Again, empty house. Ended up doing other things. After those things were over, checked my phone and found out that PSU won. She treated me to a really awesome dinner afterwards.

Week 4 - Illinois. A Friday night encounter. Left work early and got to her place around 7. Went out for a really nice dinner at a local place near her house. Drank a bottle of wine. Went back to her place. Ended up doing other things. Woke up around 2AM and checked my cell phone. Saw that PSU won.

I’ll try to stick to this routine for the remainder of the season ......

You BOINKED HER didn't you? -those other things.

 

[razpsu]

Please increase your intensity and duration this week. Psu May need it.

 

[91Joe95]

Please increase your intensity and duration this week. Psu May need it.

Go for two.

 

[psuro]

Remember to hydrate.

 

[CF LION]

Remember to hydrate.

At her house now. She's been making wings and bloody mary mixer for a few hours. Will have plenty of water also.

 

[Woodpecker]

At her house now. She's been making wings and bloody mary mixer for a few hours. Will have plenty of water also.

When are the oysters?

 

[CF LION]

6 PM should time out well.

At our tailgate now and I set up my PSU table and chairs. Got a few groans....

 

[91Joe95]

6 PM should time out well.

At our tailgate now and I set up my PSU table and chairs. Got a few groans....

Three a days are hard to pull off. It's why they're meant for training camp.

 

[PSU87]

6 PM should time out well.

At our tailgate now and I set up my PSU table and chairs. Got a few groans....

The groans are Rutgres fans realizing their team has to take the field again today.
Kansas put half a hundred on them. Indiana should be able to name the score.

 

[pudgetank]

I’d apply the theory to your favorite baseball team. 162 game schedule.

 

[CF LION]

When are the oysters?

I’d apply the theory to your favorite baseball team. 162 game schedule.

No worries. It's like a football game. I start out playing special teams. Coin flip determines if I'm on offense or defense. Then we switch. There is a half time and then it starts again.

 

[lions#1]

Sounds like your first girlfriend.....you will learn. Rutgers game, you must be really P Whipped. She is changing you Man. Has she allowed you to watch the replays of each game yet? Drink a lot of the Bloody Mary’s as you will need it

 

[CF LION]

Sounds like your first girlfriend.....you will learn. Rutgers game, you must be really P Whipped. She is changing you Man. Has she allowed you to watch the replays of each game yet? Drink a lot of the Bloody Mary’s as you will need it

Nah. She didn't go to Rutgers. We're only here because her daughter is on a cheer squad that is performing at half time. In fact, not one of the folks I tailgated with went to Rutgers.