Movie Quotes from Bad/Great Movies
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Redrum, redrum, redrum!
ET, phone home.
What is the average airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
ET, phone home.
What is the average airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
“ I enjoy collecting protection money, putting whores to work, loan-sharking. I enjoy planting bombs in people's cars. These are a few of my favorite things.”
“I got chunks o’ guys like you in my stool.”
“I got chunks o’ guys like you in my stool.”
"Major Strasser has been shot. Round up the usual suspects."
"Comb the dessert!"
"He worked in profanity the way other artists might work in oils or clay. It was his true medium; a master."
"Funny, she doesn’t look Druish!"
"Gentlemen! You can't fight in here. This is the War Room!"
"Good luck, we're all counting on you."
"Nice knockers!"
"Comb the dessert!"
"He worked in profanity the way other artists might work in oils or clay. It was his true medium; a master."
"Funny, she doesn’t look Druish!"
"Gentlemen! You can't fight in here. This is the War Room!"
"Good luck, we're all counting on you."
"Nice knockers!"
“Look, Daddy. Teacher says, every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings.”
“Years ago my mother used to say to me, she'd say, 'In this world, Elwood, you must be' - she always called me Elwood - 'In this world, Elwood, you must be oh so smart or oh so pleasant.' Well, for years I was smart. I recommend pleasant. You may quote me.”
“Years ago my mother used to say to me, she'd say, 'In this world, Elwood, you must be' - she always called me Elwood - 'In this world, Elwood, you must be oh so smart or oh so pleasant.' Well, for years I was smart. I recommend pleasant. You may quote me.”
“Nihilists! ..**** me. I mean, say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.”
“Fvck it, Dude. Let's go bowling.”
“Shut the fvck up, Donny.”
“This is a very complicated case, Maude. You know, a lotta ins, lotta outs, lotta what-have-you's. And, uh, lotta strands to keep in my head, man. Lotta strands in old Duder's head. Luckily I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug regimen to keep my mind, you know, limber.”
“Well, you know, the Dude abides.”
“Fvck it, Dude. Let's go bowling.”
“Shut the fvck up, Donny.”
“This is a very complicated case, Maude. You know, a lotta ins, lotta outs, lotta what-have-you's. And, uh, lotta strands to keep in my head, man. Lotta strands in old Duder's head. Luckily I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug regimen to keep my mind, you know, limber.”
“Well, you know, the Dude abides.”
Their is no way you come from my loin when I get home I’m gonna punch your momma right in the mouth.
See, in this world there's two kinds of people my friend; those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig.
When you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk.
Row well and live.
I'm an excellent driver.
When you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk.
Row well and live.
I'm an excellent driver.
They were ivory handled pistols only a pimp from a cheap New Orleans whorehouse caries pearl handled pistols. Patton
Oh Fudge except I didnt say fudge! Ralphie
And yet you continue to behave as though stupidity were a virtue,
original flight of the Phoenix
Oh Fudge except I didnt say fudge! Ralphie
And yet you continue to behave as though stupidity were a virtue,
original flight of the Phoenix
Fred Derry: You gotta hand it to the Navy; they sure trained that kid how to use those hooks.
Al Stephenson: They couldn't train him to put his arms around his girl, or to stroke her hair.
Al Stephenson: They couldn't train him to put his arms around his girl, or to stroke her hair.
I’d like to kiss you but I just washed my hair.
Fasten your seat belts. It’s going to be a bumpy night.
What a dump!
Fasten your seat belts. It’s going to be a bumpy night.
What a dump!
Don’t piss down my back and tell me it’s raining. Josie Wales
- It’s a question of methods. Everybody wants results, but nobody wants to do what they have to do to get them done.
- Yeah, well, when an adult male is chasing a female with intent to commit rape, I shoot the bastard that’s my policy.
- When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher’s knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn’t out collecting for the Red Cross.
- Go ahead, make my day.
- You forgot your fortune cookie. It says, “You’re sh*t out of luck.”
- Smith & Wesson — and me.
- I know what you’re thinking, punk. You’re thinking “did he fire six shots or only five?” Now to tell you the truth I forgot myself in all this excitement. But being this is a.44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and will blow you head clean off, you’ve gotta ask yourself a question: “Do I feel lucky?” Well, do ya, punk?
- Now you know why they call me Dirty Harry: every dirty job that comes along.
- Just what I need, it’s a college boy.
- Sociology? Oh, you’ll go far. That’s if you live.
- There must be something you can get him on.
- (To the Mayor), Well, for the past three-quarters of an hour, I’ve been sitting on my ass waiting on you.
I'll be your Huckleberry.
In the heat of battle, my old man let out a tapestry of profanity that, as far as we know, is still hovering somewhere over Lake Michigan.
my all time favorite:
He had always lived in the borderland, anyway. Somewhere between this world and the other. lt was a good death.
He had always lived in the borderland, anyway. Somewhere between this world and the other. lt was a good death.
"Now You's Can't Leave" A Bronx Tale
Meade'll finally attack, if he can coordinate the army. Straight up the hillside, out in the open, in that gorgeous field of fire. We will charge valiantly... and be butchered valiantly! And afterwards, men in tall hats and gold watch fobs will thump their chests and say what a brave charge it was. - Union Gen. Buford - "Gettysburg".
I was thinking that was quite appropriate for the current situation.....but you beat me to it.
One other good one. Had a friend who had to get a C-section. So what does she say to the doctor as they are getting ready to do it?
"Freedom!"
Do you like to gamble, Eddie? Gamble money on pool games?
I dreamed about this game, Fat Man. I dreamed about this game every night on the road.
I'm shootin' pool, Fats. When I miss, you can shoot.
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Jesus, Tom...
You haven't bought any license to kill bookies and today I ain't sellin' any. Now take your flunky and dangle.
I dreamed about this game, Fat Man. I dreamed about this game every night on the road.
I'm shootin' pool, Fats. When I miss, you can shoot.
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Jesus, Tom...
You haven't bought any license to kill bookies and today I ain't sellin' any. Now take your flunky and dangle.
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