OK, GLOV.
Once upon as time, many years ago, there was a college known as Rutgers. They had some lads who failed at the traditional college sports of the time, such as rowing and running, so they decided to invent a new sport and they called it "football". They excelled at the new sport as they made all the rules, but after a year they also failed at this new game, especially when playing the Penn State footballers, and they have been failing at it ever since. The end.