I am not posting a top 5. It would be useless because you guys would come up with a hundred that I have not thought about...so have at it! I will start..when The Van Buren Boys told George that wasnt the gangs sign, "It was when I was banging!" With the talent on this board this should be alot of laffs..
Favorite George Costanza scenes
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The entire hand model episode was quintessential George.
My favorite George line is the episode with Marla the virgin.
I don't think I could do it. You always remember the first. I don't want to be remembered. I want to be forgotten.
I don't think I could do it. You always remember the first. I don't want to be remembered. I want to be forgotten.
“It’s not a lie if you believe it!”
Obviously Wolve watched this episode of Seinfeld!
The sea was angry that day, my friends.
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"The sea was angry that day my friends. Like an old man trying to give back soup at a deli!"
Do you ever get down on your knees and thank God you know me and have access to my dementia?
When Kramer is at Yankees fantasy camp. George comments on Kramer's life being a fantasy - classic!
"We are living in a Society!!!"
used many times I believe
And of course from the Calzone Episode
George: "Beautiful women... Ya know, they get away with murder. You never see one of them lift anything over three pounds. They do whatever they want, whenever they want to, and nobody can stop them."
Jerry: "She's like a beautiful Godzilla."
George: "And I'm thousands of fleeing Japanese!"
used many times I believe
And of course from the Calzone Episode
George: "Beautiful women... Ya know, they get away with murder. You never see one of them lift anything over three pounds. They do whatever they want, whenever they want to, and nobody can stop them."
Jerry: "She's like a beautiful Godzilla."
George: "And I'm thousands of fleeing Japanese!"
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