Dear God, may we never stoop to this level

[john4psu]

Pitt's racing mascot greats.

 

[Thorndike2012]

89 is Burt Reynolds?

 

[NittPicker]

The Milwaukee sausage races are fun. The PNC pierogi races are fun. The Washington president races are fun. The Freeze in Atlanta is fantastic. That stuff is great for between innings entertainment at baseball games. For football games? Not so much.

 

[HazletonLion]

That is the funniest Pitt post i've ever seen .

 

[CJF_Said_The_Great_Joe_Paterno]

Pitt's racing mascot greats.

Are they going to do the 4th Qtr dance routine??? LMFAO, that's about the only thing that could make this even more hysterically embarrassing!

 

[jim cummings]

Let them have their fun with it. It’s all they have.

 

[wex18]

Do they count in the attendance figures?
Do they get a beverage if they stay to the end?

 

[Frabjous]

The pierogie won the race, with the kielbasa a close second.

 

[fairgambit]

Pitt's racing mascot greats.

I gotta' tell you John, I like it. Damn funny!

 

[massimoManca II]

Pitt's racing mascot greats.

Thank god hardly anyone had to see that*

 

[Rip_E_2_Joe_PA]

Do they count in the attendance figures?
Do they get a beverage if they stay to the end?

Heck...they were the entire attendance figure.

 

[razpsu]

That is damn funny i also thought it was Burt Reynolds for a while. Too funny

 

[SheldonJoe2215]

Who knew that John Travolta wore #13 for Pitt?

 

[LionwiththeDevil]

If there was no one who saw the race, does it count?

 

[Roar More]

If there was no one who saw the race, does it count?

They did it this year when we played them. Must be a weakly thing. (And yes, that is the spelling I chose.)

 

[Carl Spackler]

89 is Burt Reynolds?

Tom Selleck's short cousin.

 

[LoyalandTrueLion]

Pitt's racing mascot greats.

I'd stoop to the two on the left's level. Or they could stoop to mine

 

[LoyalandTrueLion]

If there was no one who saw the race, does it count?

Hey at least they won something

 

[CJF_Said_The_Great_Joe_Paterno]

Pitt's racing mascot greats.

They need to make their heads larger - they're far too small and out of proportion to the heads relative to the bodies of these players in reality... lol

 

[Phil's Rug]

Winner gets a free scholar ship for Pitt football

 

[LurkerLazarus]

Winner gets a free scholar ship for Pitt football

Or a beverage.

 

[PSU621]

Pitt's racing mascot greats.

I guess this really proves how pathetic pitts football program has become. LOL

 

[chiro31]

Winner gets a free scholar ship for Pitt football

And a free Beverage

 

[Paguy35]

Actually , they put a number on the bottom of your free beverage for staying for the entire game and then draw a number and if you have the match, you get to be one of the racers!

 

[MtNittany]

Looks like some sort of smoke coming out of Mascot #13's uniform...

 

[AWS1022]

Pitt's racing mascot greats.

Why are Burt Reynolds, Wil Farrell, and Bill Cosby running a race in Pitt uniforms?

 

[BobPSU92]

Shouldn't fitzgerald be at University of Phoenix games?

 

[Little J]

Who knew that John Travolta wore #13 for Pitt?

#13 is missing some white residue above his lip and his nose needs to look a little more "stressed"

 

[JWB389]

I heard Dorsett won. You should have heard him in the tunnel after the race talking smack to the other guys.

 

[PSU87]

I don't know. If Bama did it with Namath, Stabler, Bennett and Thomas it would be cool.

For Pitt its just.....pitthetic

 

[PSUoh90]

Pitt's racing mascot greats.

Wait. Where's Kenny Heisman amongst these Pitt greats?

 

[Nitt1300]

They should paint those seats camo to make it less obvious that nobody is there

oh - forgot it's not their stadium, is it?