"Don't you wish you had a dime for every time someone said to you, 'what would happen to America if we didn't have Fox News.' We'd have no alternative information at all. Think about that. Democracy, essentially, would die. Because you can't have a democracy like that."
"Without Fox News I wouldn't know that Hillary Clinton showered in baby blood or that Planned Parenthood invented Benghazi with George Soros and the Teletubbies at the Venezuelan BET Awards."
"Fox News, you should be proud of yourself. For the past 25 years you brought half this country together - against the other half."
Travel much? For years, the waiting rooms in most airport terminals have been tuned into Faux Nooze.How is failing CNN supposed to get ratings now that all the airport terminals are being shut down by the #FreedomFlu?