....heard at the bar last week...
"My wife and I were having a discussion about keeping each other happy. I said ' I know sometimes I make you happy and sometimes I make you sad. You do the same for me.'"
She said "I can make you happy and sad at the same time." Of course, I thought was impossible, how can anyone do that?
She looked at me and said "Amongst all of your brothers, you have the second largest penis".
"My wife and I were having a discussion about keeping each other happy. I said ' I know sometimes I make you happy and sometimes I make you sad. You do the same for me.'"
She said "I can make you happy and sad at the same time." Of course, I thought was impossible, how can anyone do that?
She looked at me and said "Amongst all of your brothers, you have the second largest penis".
