Stupid joke. What do you get when you throw a duck onto an open flame?

[fairgambit]

firequacker. (sorry) Any other CLEAN Independence Day jokes out there?

 

[fairgambit]

I'll add one more. What dance did people use to celebrate the signing of the Declaration?? The indepen-dance.

 

[fairgambit]

OK, one more. Which colony had the wittiest citizens? Pun-sylvania. YES...IT'S STUPID!

 

[fairgambit]

OK, last one...really. A nursery school teacher tells her class "we are lucky to live in a country where we are all free" A little girl in the back says, "I'm not free, I'm four."
I know, Vegas is not in my future.

 

[PSU-Knocker]

Move over Lewis Black.

 

[CF LION]

Teacher: "Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?"

Student: "On the bottom!"

 

[step.eng69]

firequacker. (sorry) Any other CLEAN Independence Day jokes out there?

Used the joke today at the family cookout....plenty of lol

 

[fairgambit]

Used the joke today at the family cookout....plenty of lol

Well thank you for that 69. I know it was stupid, but I used it myself at a picnic and people laughed. Of course, maybe they were laughing at me, but either way it made for a Happy 4th.

 

[slwlion]

firequacker. (sorry) Any other CLEAN Independence Day jokes out there?

Food,family,fun and fireworks. The best f words ever.. Is that clean??

 

[Nashville Lion]

Great jokes....I used these this weekend. Thanks Fairgambit.

 

[fairgambit]

Great jokes....I used these this weekend. Thanks Fairgambit.

You are welcome Nashville. I figured most 4th of July festivities have kids so I wanted to keep it clean. By the way, it's always good when I see you post here.