Silly topic on a slow day: what's the best bumper sticker you've seen?

[nittnee]

4/3 of Americans don't understand fractions.

 

[Hugh Manatee]

Stick figure guy humping "it".

 

[anacreon3]

Save a mouse, eat a pussy.

Or... save a tree, eat a beaver!

 

[PortlandLion]

Jesus Saves...... S&H Green Stamps

For those of you that go back to the 60's.

 

[Willie Lump]

Sex is a misdemeanor
the more I miss the meaner I get

 

[Dixi]

I'm not drunk, just Asian.

 

[pkg5002]

I saw one my freshmen year: "Nuke their ass, take their gas!"

Ironically, I was born & raised in the middle east. Found that sticker to be offensive and funny at the same time.

 

[m48tank]

"Hemorrhoids are a Bummer"

 

[YogiMan71]

I didn't ask you to dance I said you look fat in those pants. On a dually in Denver Colorado.

 

[CCFlamingo]

Back in the late 70's and early 80's. "The Best Man for the Job is a Woman" was popular with young upwardly mobile professional women. This gave rise to "The Best Man for a Hand Job is a Woman".

 

[Fairfax Lion]

On the back of an SUV carrying two kayaks... "I hear banjos, row faster!!!"

 

[mrtailgate]

Stand back, I squirt

 

[PennStateNate]

I saw some old guy in D.C once with a "Cops suck "****" sticker on his car, as soon as I passed him I looked in my mirror and he was getting pulled over. I still laugh about it to this day and that was 15 years ago.

 

[Willie Lump]

I saw some old guy in D.C once with a "Cops suck "****" sticker on his car, as soon as I passed him I looked in my mirror and he was getting pulled over. I still laugh about it to this day and that was 15 years ago.

"Bad Cop No Donut" - I've seen this one a few times.