Listening to Rodney on Sirius Radio yesterday....making fun of his wife's weight: "She has more chins than a Chinese phone book!" "We were having a cookout. I said, "Honey what do you want on your burger?" She said, "A hot dog!" "Her favorite soft drink is Pepsi-Heavy!" "Her whole body is falling apart. Jeez, when she goes to the gynecologist he has to wear a hard hat!" When she wears a bikini the mosquitoes see her thighs and yell, "BUFFET!"