Waiting on a steamer. It’s going to be a charming experience getting rid of the second layer, the glue backing.
Another question: Aside from the danger of falling off and breaking one’s neck, is it safe to stand on kitchen counters?
Sure, unless they're rotted they're pretty darn strong.
Maybe I'm misreading your post, but you should use a wallpaper remover solution to clean the glue off after the paper has been removed. Get some of this stuff, mix it up in a deck sprayer, spray on liberally, wait 10-15 minutes, and use a wide scraper to scrape off residual glue. Then get a bucket of warm water and big sponge, spray the wall, and then wipe off with the wet sponge. When the bucket gets cloudy, change out the water.
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Zinsser DIF Ultra Wallpaper Stripper is a ready to use solution to remove old, dated wallpaper and restore clean walls in minutes. Fast, non-staining formula produces powerful penetration to break down and loosen adhesives for easy removal. Prepare walls by scoring prior to application for best...
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Steamer is for removing the wallpaper only.