And as your conference commissioner, I must say that I approve of Jim Harbaugh's "recruiting innovations"! These "recruiting innovations" increases the chances of Michigan winning a National Championship --- which is a GOOD thing for our conference!
Please join me in congratulating Jim Harbaugh for his "recruiting innovations." I am confident that in short order, Jim Harbaugh will join the quartet of Lloyd Carr, Jim Tressel, Woody Hayes and Urban Meyer as "best Head Coaches in B1G history over the last 40 years."
Now, of course, these "recruiting innovations" cannot be used by everyone. Harbaugh has intellectual rights to his "recruiting innovations", and I am taking it upon myself to look out for his "intellectual property."
Therefore, I am hereby issuing an executive order mandating that none of Harbaugh's "recruiting innovations" can be used by any of the following schools: Illinois, Indiana, Iowa, Maryland, Michigan State, Minnesota, Nebraska, Northwestern, Penn State, Purdue, Rutgers, and Wisconsin.
Any violations of my executive order will result in "severe penalties." As Penn State fans, please consider you and your coaches forewarned.
Please join me in congratulating Jim Harbaugh for his "recruiting innovations." I am confident that in short order, Jim Harbaugh will join the quartet of Lloyd Carr, Jim Tressel, Woody Hayes and Urban Meyer as "best Head Coaches in B1G history over the last 40 years."
Now, of course, these "recruiting innovations" cannot be used by everyone. Harbaugh has intellectual rights to his "recruiting innovations", and I am taking it upon myself to look out for his "intellectual property."
Therefore, I am hereby issuing an executive order mandating that none of Harbaugh's "recruiting innovations" can be used by any of the following schools: Illinois, Indiana, Iowa, Maryland, Michigan State, Minnesota, Nebraska, Northwestern, Penn State, Purdue, Rutgers, and Wisconsin.
Any violations of my executive order will result in "severe penalties." As Penn State fans, please consider you and your coaches forewarned.