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HOW DEEP IS YOUR BALL: TRACE MCSORLEY

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https://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2017/7/6/15928874/how-deep-is-your-ball-trace-mcsorley

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There’s that very fun thing to play with all by itself. Then there is the person playing with those parts: Penn State offensive coordinator Joe Moorhead, a crazily aggressive coach who says things like “Our first read is the deep ball” so often it becomes physically arousing to bystanders. (Us. We mean “us” when we say “bystanders.”) Moorhead’s offense came from Fordham at the FCS level, where you really should get all your offensive coordinators because


a.) They have nothing to lose, and do whatever they want a lot of the time


b.) Are highly motivated to get out of FCS and rip some faces off

c.) Teach offenses that are successful no matter the level of athlete playing in them


d.) They’re cheap, for a while

e.) Faces, ripped-off"

"McSorley is the best current leading candidate for the title of Rex Grossman/Brett Favre/Chad Kelly Gunslinger-y High-Yield/High Risk Quarterback Of Yore. He will throw to the endzone sprinting towards the sidelines with a DB between him and the receiver, and a defensive end or two on his tail. McSorley will do the sadistic and perfect thing by throwing to a receiver until the defense either finally finds a way to defend said receiver, or opts instead to let him catch the ball, and then tackle the unguardable receiver on the way down while weeping softly."
 
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https://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2017/7/6/15928874/how-deep-is-your-ball-trace-mcsorley

"
There’s that very fun thing to play with all by itself. Then there is the person playing with those parts: Penn State offensive coordinator Joe Moorhead, a crazily aggressive coach who says things like “Our first read is the deep ball” so often it becomes physically arousing to bystanders. (Us. We mean “us” when we say “bystanders.”) Moorhead’s offense came from Fordham at the FCS level, where you really should get all your offensive coordinators because


a.) They have nothing to lose, and do whatever they want a lot of the time


b.) Are highly motivated to get out of FCS and rip some faces off

c.) Teach offenses that are successful no matter the level of athlete playing in them


d.) They’re cheap, for a while

e.) Faces, ripped-off"

"McSorley is the best current leading candidate for the title of Rex Grossman/Brett Favre/Chad Kelly Gunslinger-y High-Yield/High Risk Quarterback Of Yore. He will throw to the endzone sprinting towards the sidelines with a DB between him and the receiver, and a defensive end or two on his tail. McSorley will do the sadistic and perfect thing by throwing to a receiver until the defense either finally finds a way to defend said receiver, or opts instead to let him catch the ball, and then tackle the unguardable receiver on the way down while weeping softly."


McSorley...and his 100% balls.... throws it deep. Lol
 
https://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2017/7/6/15928874/how-deep-is-your-ball-trace-mcsorley

"
There’s that very fun thing to play with all by itself. Then there is the person playing with those parts: Penn State offensive coordinator Joe Moorhead, a crazily aggressive coach who says things like “Our first read is the deep ball” so often it becomes physically arousing to bystanders. (Us. We mean “us” when we say “bystanders.”) Moorhead’s offense came from Fordham at the FCS level, where you really should get all your offensive coordinators because


a.) They have nothing to lose, and do whatever they want a lot of the time


b.) Are highly motivated to get out of FCS and rip some faces off

c.) Teach offenses that are successful no matter the level of athlete playing in them


d.) They’re cheap, for a while

e.) Faces, ripped-off"

"McSorley is the best current leading candidate for the title of Rex Grossman/Brett Favre/Chad Kelly Gunslinger-y High-Yield/High Risk Quarterback Of Yore. He will throw to the endzone sprinting towards the sidelines with a DB between him and the receiver, and a defensive end or two on his tail. McSorley will do the sadistic and perfect thing by throwing to a receiver until the defense either finally finds a way to defend said receiver, or opts instead to let him catch the ball, and then tackle the unguardable receiver on the way down while weeping softly."
How weird is this article? I think the author is trying to say that Trace has big balls to throw those deep passes. Maybe this is a new "inflate-gate" premise!
 
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https://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2017/7/6/15928874/how-deep-is-your-ball-trace-mcsorley

"
There’s that very fun thing to play with all by itself. Then there is the person playing with those parts: Penn State offensive coordinator Joe Moorhead, a crazily aggressive coach who says things like “Our first read is the deep ball” so often it becomes physically arousing to bystanders. (Us. We mean “us” when we say “bystanders.”) Moorhead’s offense came from Fordham at the FCS level, where you really should get all your offensive coordinators because


a.) They have nothing to lose, and do whatever they want a lot of the time


b.) Are highly motivated to get out of FCS and rip some faces off

c.) Teach offenses that are successful no matter the level of athlete playing in them


d.) They’re cheap, for a while

e.) Faces, ripped-off"

"McSorley is the best current leading candidate for the title of Rex Grossman/Brett Favre/Chad Kelly Gunslinger-y High-Yield/High Risk Quarterback Of Yore. He will throw to the endzone sprinting towards the sidelines with a DB between him and the receiver, and a defensive end or two on his tail. McSorley will do the sadistic and perfect thing by throwing to a receiver until the defense either finally finds a way to defend said receiver, or opts instead to let him catch the ball, and then tackle the unguardable receiver on the way down while weeping softly."


Trace did make the top 10 here!

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http://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/nca...gs-2017/ar-BBDMaaU?li=BBgET5V&ocid=spartanntp
 
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