Dems Pause January 6 Hearings To Call For Insurrection

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WASHINGTON, D.C.—Democrats have temporarily pushed pause on the January 6th hearings in order to lead an insurrection against the federal government.

"On January 6th, a branch of our federal government was almost overthrown because politicians used dangerous rhetoric that caused—wait, hold on everyone, I just got the update. Roe's been overturned!" said Representative Adam Schiff. "Okay, well if all the Republicans could please sit tight, there will be a brief recess while our Democratic caucus takes to the streets demanding we overthrow a branch of the federal government."

After closing down their presentation entitled "How Trump Undermined Institutional Authority", Democrats raced to join the crowd surrounding the Supreme Court building. "Rigged! Rigged decision!" shouted Senator Elizabeth Warren. "Judges must no longer be allowed to hold power! We will never abide by an illegitimate decision by an illegitimate court. Fight, fight!" she screamed as beleaguered police arrived in riot gear.

Despite the fact liberal states will still have the most permissive abortion laws in the world outside North Korea, Democrats helpfully painted the Supreme Court's decision as a matter of life and death. "They are literally going to enslave every woman in America and force them to have 17 babies," said Representative Ilhan Omar to a group of mentally unstable lunatics. "Which is why the Supreme Court cannot stand! To the streets!" she shouted, then returned to the House for a speech on why Trump's words were directly responsible for violence.


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WASHINGTON, D.C.—Democrats have temporarily pushed pause on the January 6th hearings in order to lead an insurrection against the federal government.

"On January 6th, a branch of our federal government was almost overthrown because politicians used dangerous rhetoric that caused—wait, hold on everyone, I just got the update. Roe's been overturned!" said Representative Adam Schiff. "Okay, well if all the Republicans could please sit tight, there will be a brief recess while our Democratic caucus takes to the streets demanding we overthrow a branch of the federal government."

After closing down their presentation entitled "How Trump Undermined Institutional Authority", Democrats raced to join the crowd surrounding the Supreme Court building. "Rigged! Rigged decision!" shouted Senator Elizabeth Warren. "Judges must no longer be allowed to hold power! We will never abide by an illegitimate decision by an illegitimate court. Fight, fight!" she screamed as beleaguered police arrived in riot gear.

Despite the fact liberal states will still have the most permissive abortion laws in the world outside North Korea, Democrats helpfully painted the Supreme Court's decision as a matter of life and death. "They are literally going to enslave every woman in America and force them to have 17 babies," said Representative Ilhan Omar to a group of mentally unstable lunatics. "Which is why the Supreme Court cannot stand! To the streets!" she shouted, then returned to the House for a speech on why Trump's words were directly responsible for violence.


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All lies masquerading as “satire”. Typical right wing lies. They did not say anything of the sort. Not going to happen because it’s not the left that has been taken over by violent fascists. Violence is a far right tactic and the Republican Party has been taken over by right wing fascists. Example: All the crazy righties here implicitly/explicitly calling for blood.
 
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All lies masquerading as “satire”. Typical right wing lies. They did not say anything of the sort. Not going to happen because it’s not the left that has been taken over by violent fascists. Violence is a far right tactic and the Republican Party has been taken over by right wing fascists. Example: All the crazy righties here implicitly/explicitly calling for blood.
I don't know..I think it's kind of funny...bunch of representatives taking trump to task for "fighting" for what he believed was a corrupt election....taking issue with his call to supporters to FIGHT!
Now all of a sudden some of the same representatives take to the street to FIGHT for what they believe in in spite of the fact that the constitutionally created supreme court hands down a decision they don't agree with. DEFY this egregious decision! But lets get Trump for saying what he said!
You have to admit, funny!!
 

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All lies masquerading as “satire”. Typical right wing lies. They did not say anything of the sort. Not going to happen because it’s not the left that has been taken over by violent fascists. Violence is a far right tactic and the Republican Party has been taken over by right wing fascists. Example: All the crazy righties here implicitly/explicitly calling for blood.
Is there any question these right wing clowns would have been the first in line to vote for Hitler? It’s the same arguments he made that they line up and froth over. These guys are the worst this country has to offer.
 

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I don't know..I think it's kind of funny...bunch of representatives taking trump to task for "fighting" for what he believed was a corrupt election....taking issue with his call to supporters to FIGHT!
Now all of a sudden some of the same representatives take to the street to FIGHT for what they believe in in spite of the fact that the constitutionally created supreme court hands down a decision they don't agree with. DEFY this egregious decision! But lets get Trump for saying what he said!
You have to admit, funny!!
If you really want to equate it, you would first have to have the Pres saying he knows the decision is going to be illegitimate before it was even written, then call the judges to try and pressure them to change their minds and do the right thing and just find a few more words and invite their clerks to the WH, then have his supporters march on the court the day he knew the decision was being written, tell them the judges are about to end their right to self determination and tell them to fight like hell if they still want control of their bodies (but of course peacefully), then say nothing for 3 hours when those supporters breached the court, then once the decision comes down, claim the computer issuing the decision had a virus and tell his VP she has the legal power to edit the decision to what it rightfully should be.

But yeah - a bunch of reps encouraging protests - which as far as I’ve seen have been peaceful so far - is samesies.
 

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All lies masquerading as “satire”. Typical right wing lies. They did not say anything of the sort. Not going to happen because it’s not the left that has been taken over by violent fascists. Violence is a far right tactic and the Republican Party has been taken over by right wing fascists. Example: All the crazy righties here implicitly/explicitly calling for blood.
What “crazy righties here” are calling for “blood”.

Back up your idiotic statements. You can’t because it is a lie. One needs only watch the news to see that it is the radical, violent, Fascist, far left Democratic Party that condones and encourages violence.
 
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All lies masquerading as “satire”. Typical right wing lies. They did not say anything of the sort. Not going to happen because it’s not the left that has been taken over by violent fascists. Violence is a far right tactic and the Republican Party has been taken over by right wing fascists. Example: All the crazy righties here implicitly/explicitly calling for blood.

Seems insurrectiony.

 
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All lies masquerading as “satire”. Typical right wing lies. They did not say anything of the sort. Not going to happen because it’s not the left that has been taken over by violent fascists. Violence is a far right tactic and the Republican Party has been taken over by right wing fascists. Example: All the crazy righties here implicitly/explicitly calling for blood.

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Dave, why are you so angry?
 

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All lies masquerading as “satire”. Typical right wing lies. They did not say anything of the sort. Not going to happen because it’s not the left that has been taken over by violent fascists. Violence is a far right tactic and the Republican Party has been taken over by right wing fascists. Example: All the crazy righties here implicitly/explicitly calling for blood.
How is your voice this morning? I know you spent last night yelling in the streets. RAGE!!!
 
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If you really want to equate it, you would first have to have the Pres saying he knows the decision is going to be illegitimate before it was even written, then call the judges to try and pressure them to change their minds and do the right thing and just find a few more words and invite their clerks to the WH, then have his supporters march on the court the day he knew the decision was being written, tell them the judges are about to end their right to self determination and tell them to fight like hell if they still want control of their bodies (but of course peacefully), then say nothing for 3 hours when those supporters breached the court, then once the decision comes down, claim the computer issuing the decision had a virus and tell his VP she has the legal power to edit the decision to what it rightfully should be.

But yeah - a bunch of reps encouraging protests - which as far as I’ve seen have been peaceful so far - is samesies.
And here I thought breaking the law was breaking the law.
 
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I’m still waiting on how the rotunda 20,000 pound doors, just magically opened? They are secured with a magnetic lock and code.
 
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