Any chance there was a confederate soldier named "Beth Mowins"?

[Obliviax]

nah, probably not. How about Sally Jenkins?

 

[BisbeeMike]

Wait, are you saying Beth Mowins has been assigned the PSU vs Akron game?

 

[Zenophile]

nah, probably not.

I'd take Mowins any day of the week over some of the clowns who work these games.

 

[Obliviax]

I'd take Mowins any day of the week over some of the clowns who work these games.

Wait...Duke...named after David Duke?

 

[Bob78]

Colonel Matthew JEB Beauregard Millen, anyone?
Or is he still on his high horse about JVP?

 

[Zenophile]

Wait...Duke...named after David Duke?

Cunningham's name could be offensive to vegans and/or people who "sit on it."

 

[Bob78]

Cunningham's name could be offensive to vegans and/or people who "sit on it."

Wait a minute.... Could he be the older brother who disappeared after season 1?!
It all makes so much sense now.

 

[androcles]

... I believe Beth is a graduate of Lafayette College in Easton, PA...
...and there have been many male announcers who have performed poorly over the years...

 

[psuro]

I will gladly let ESPN keep Beth Mowins, Ed Cunningham, Matt Millen et al, if THEY.WOULD.JUST.GET.RID.OF. DESMOND.HOWARD.

 

[Chickenman Testa]

I say this without fear of exaggeration:

Beth Mowins is a quadrillion times better than Desmond Howard in all facets of life except playing football and endlessly (albeit inarticulately) reminding people of past glories

 

[Little J]

NFL owners in the 40's-50's colluded to keep blacks out of the league and off their teams. Boycott them all - take down the Art Rooney statue!

 

[PSU_l]

I'd take Mowins any day of the week over some of the clowns who work these games.

Nope, Mowins' "sing-song" screech fest is offensive to the ears like nobody else - it's literally like hearing someone scratch their nails on a chalkboard for 3 solid hours straight. Others are bad with their content or style, but nobody is as bad AND UNLISTENABLE as Beth.

 

[Burb]

Wait, are you saying Beth Mowins has been assigned the PSU vs Akron game?

Please no

 

[Zenophile]

Nope, Mowins' "sing-song" screech fest is offensive to the ears like nobody else - it's literally like hearing someone scratch their nails on a chalkboard for 3 solid hours straight. Others are bad with their content or style, but nobody is as bad AND UNLISTENABLE as Beth.

And that's why there's both chocolate and vanilla, my friend.

 

[Blueblood4eva]

I'd take Mowins any day of the week over some of the clowns who work these games.

There was a preseason NFL game this week and I heard that voice. Ouch! Maybe Beth has a new job? Please!

 

[Zenophile]

There was a preseason NFL game this week and I heard that voice. Ouch! Maybe Beth has a new job? Please!

Another 2017 change in the positive column? More Joel Klatt and Gus Johnson.

I've got a fever. And the only prescription is more "Dudes got some dudes!" and "The WIZARD!"