You know you're a wrestling junky when...

[hlstone]

...When you think it is completely normal to use a word like Delgado as a verb.
... or Dake

....When your wondering if this Alec Baldwin guy is lucky enough to be related to Stephen

Very well played Sir

 

[androcles]

...when you squeeze 8 wrestlers in your station wagon and drive to Vergennes, VT from the Lehigh Valley to enter their 1st summer wrestling tournament, stay in a summer camp cabin for the weekend, arrive to find out they don't know how to bracket their entries, spend an hour after weighin putting the brackets together, then become the P A announcer for 2 days, set up and run the awards ceremony and only get to see about 10% of your kids wrestle ...but at the end the Director thanks you and asks you back for the next year !... and you know it was all worthwhile....

 

[dropster45]

...when you squeeze 8 wrestlers in your station wagon and drive to Vergennes, VT from the Lehigh Valley to enter their 1st summer wrestling tournament, stay in a summer camp cabin for the weekend, arrive to find out they don't know how to bracket their entries, spend an hour after weighin putting the brackets together, then become the P A announcer for 2 days, set up and run the awards ceremony and only get to see about 10% of your kids wrestle ...but at the end the Director thanks you and asks you back for the next year !... and you know it was all worthwhile....

I love these hypothetical examples!

Here's one: When you name your dog "Chip Bonner".

 

[NoVa Lion]

I love these hypothetical examples!

Here's one: When you name your dog "Chip Bonner".

I doubt androcles example is hypothetical.

I don't make that many duals these days but I will be at Whiskers before the MD and Illinois duals.

 

[slushhead]

. . . you offer up a large trash bag anytime you hear someone complaining about needing to lose 5 lbs.

 

[James P. Whitters III]

....you have a fairly good idea what spit weighs. ....you are well versed in the archer funds and don't particularly care for troy bennett.

 

[a_mshaffer]

you teach your gal how to throw double leg grapevine on ya!.. or vice versa!

 

[Tom McAndrew]

but it says it's too "long". Never heard that one before!!

says the guy with the handle GOLDBANGER.