He spent most of his time in suspension and pretending he was a bully in the cafeteria. One day an underclassmen shoved a pat of butter right on his goofy shaved head and he ran around screaming like a maniac. (Now mind you he was on the low end of the IQ scale but not quite low enough to qualify for special ed services so this isn't an exact comparison) It became so common you'd look forward to seeing it every day and watching him run around like a maniac in his Canadian tuxedo. He was a big guy and a senior but it would always be some little kid who did it and then everybody would chant E-ON, E-ON and it would rile him up even more.
The think about E-ON was that this was the high point of his academic days. He actually interacted with kids and teachers (albeit to scream at them) and then the rest of the day he'd go back to class and go to sleep or just get up and walk out because he couldn't pay attention to anything that wasn't about him.
He was a much more serious presidential candidate than Tangerine Palpatine. The former guy is exactly the same when it comes to paying attention to things that aren't about him but E-On was able to not maim any smaller kids, or get kids even dumber than he was to attack teachers and administrators. But somehow one of our two viable parties isn't just going to vote for a guy who is less stable than E-ON, they won't even consider another candidate. Even when it's become clear that he's committed fraud in his business, stole classified documents and shared them with people who could be spies, tried to pressure elected officials to break the law to give him Georgia and sent a mob that he knew was armed to attack the Capitol.
TLDR. the GQP is lockstep with a certified moron who not only isn't the worst candidate for POTUS possible, he'd be dangerous being a High School class president.
This is why he won't debate, every response will be:
The think about E-ON was that this was the high point of his academic days. He actually interacted with kids and teachers (albeit to scream at them) and then the rest of the day he'd go back to class and go to sleep or just get up and walk out because he couldn't pay attention to anything that wasn't about him.
He was a much more serious presidential candidate than Tangerine Palpatine. The former guy is exactly the same when it comes to paying attention to things that aren't about him but E-On was able to not maim any smaller kids, or get kids even dumber than he was to attack teachers and administrators. But somehow one of our two viable parties isn't just going to vote for a guy who is less stable than E-ON, they won't even consider another candidate. Even when it's become clear that he's committed fraud in his business, stole classified documents and shared them with people who could be spies, tried to pressure elected officials to break the law to give him Georgia and sent a mob that he knew was armed to attack the Capitol.
TLDR. the GQP is lockstep with a certified moron who not only isn't the worst candidate for POTUS possible, he'd be dangerous being a High School class president.
This is why he won't debate, every response will be:
