Why in the f*ck would you go into the ocean, on a surfboard, & look like a floating seal to a shark

[TheGLOV]

below?

https://www.foxnews.com/us/californ...-state-beach-surfer-killed-state-beach-closed

https://people.com/human-interest/surfer-killed-shark-attack-california-beach/






How F*cking stupid can you be??

Truely, the possibility of this happening was very real and the guy brought it upon himself.

Stupidity folks!

 

[TheGLOV]

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2020/may/10/surfer-killed-shark-attack-california

https://www.mercurynews.com/2020/05/10/santa-cruz-surfer-killed-in-shark-attack-identified/

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...d-shark-attack-Northern-California-beach.html

 

[bwifan]

You have a better chance of being struck by lightning than being bit by a shark...

 

[N&B4PSU]

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2020/may/10/surfer-killed-shark-attack-california

https://www.mercurynews.com/2020/05/10/santa-cruz-surfer-killed-in-shark-attack-identified/

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...d-shark-attack-Northern-California-beach.html

So 15 or so great whites in area..

but hey, none were showing signs of aggressive behavior... whew, for sure... that'd allay all my fears.

 

[step.eng69]

Known fact:
shark attacks are more likely to happen at lunchtime

 

[Nitt1300]

He's got rights- so does the shark. He wanted to surf, the shark wanted lunch.

 

[Post_ShockTherapy_MackDaddy]

You have a better chance of being struck by lightning than being bit by a shark...

 

[uscgPSU]

Enter the water, enter the food chain.

 

[step.eng69]

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Great skit. Was the last gal in the skit Candice Bergen?

 

[ILLINOISLION]

Great skit. Was the last gal in the skit Candice Bergen?

Yes, I believe so.

 

[step.eng69]

Thank you, ILLINOISLION

 

[PSU87]

There were something like 5 fatal shark attacks worldwide in 2019.

Hardly a reason to stay out of the water

 

[step.eng69]

There were something like 5 fatal shark attacks worldwide in 2019.

Hardly a reason to stay out of the water

I don't leave the house on sunny days. I read on twitter that attacts by one's shadow is on the increase.

 

[WDLion]

There were something like 5 fatal shark attacks worldwide in 2019.

Hardly a reason to stay out of the water

How many lost limbs?

 

[PSU1282]

How many people were killed in car accidents. You have to face your fears at some point

 

[PSU87]

How many lost limbs?

There are usually less than 100 shark attacks of all types worldwide in a given year. For millions of people in the water.

Again, I'll take my chances

 

[fairgambit]

Yes, I believe so.

100% yes, I think.

 

[TheGLOV]

So 15 or so great whites in area..

but hey, none were showing signs of aggressive behavior... whew, for sure... that'd allay all my fears.

What did they do? Interview all 15 sharks??

 

[TheGLOV]

There are usually less than 100 shark attacks of all types worldwide in a given year. For millions of people in the water.

Again, I'll take my chances

Your as dumb as he is.

Excuse me WAS!

 

[TheGLOV]

How many people were killed in car accidents. You have to face your fears at some point

Well now his surf board shop is looking for a new manager owner and is probably offering a leveraged buy out!!

 

[TheGLOV]

There were something like 5 fatal shark attacks worldwide in 2019.

Hardly a reason to stay out of the water

No way all are reported

 

[SheldonJoe2215]

below?

https://www.foxnews.com/us/californ...-state-beach-surfer-killed-state-beach-closed

https://people.com/human-interest/surfer-killed-shark-attack-california-beach/






How F*cking stupid can you be??

Truely, the possibility of this happening was very real and the guy brought it upon himself.

Stupidity folks!

Dumbest thing that I read today. Day is not over though.

EDIT...nevermind, I just saw the post on the guy shooting at bald eagles.

 

[harbest]

You have a better chance of being struck by lightning than being bit by a shark...

FIREBALL!

 

[Woodpecker]

I don't leave the house on sunny days. I read on twitter that attacts by one's shadow is on the increase.

Try it at noon - your shadow will be much smaller then and you'll be more likely to survive the attack.

 

[step.eng69]

100% yes, I think.

OK Fair, which head are you thinking with?

 

[step.eng69]

Try it at noon - your shadow will be much smaller then and you'll be more likely to survive the attack.

Thanks Woody, but NO....that's when GLOV 's sharks are out having lunch.
At my age, can't afford double jeopardy or a hot gal. Sorry, about the mention of 'hot gal', out of line on my part.

 

[fairgambit]

OK Fair, which head are you thinking with?

 

[MtNittany]

Why not? If that's your deal, that's your deal. You have a better chance of getting run over by a streetcar than eaten by a shark. Regardless of what you're doing. I honestly don't feel right if I'm not in the ocean 2 or 3 times a week. Looking forward to getting back in there.

 

[Mr. Potter]

I'll guess the Answer: "You wouldn't?"

 

[bwifan]

No way all are reported

Come on be better than this... anyone bitten by a shark even if 1 tooth scrapes the skin will need medical attention and record will be created and reported. As they say the data tells a story ...

 

[bwifan]

Why not? If that's your deal, that's your deal. You have a better chance of getting run over by a streetcar than eaten by a shark. Regardless of what you're doing. I honestly don't feel right if I'm not in the ocean 2 or 3 times a week. Looking forward to getting back in there.

Was up on Hutchinson Island this afternoon on the beach taking the waves and water... 3 guys out surfing and waves were quite good.

 

[step.eng69]

Not to be concerned Fair, we'll keep your head alignmemt between us.

 

[brupsu]

below?

https://www.foxnews.com/us/californ...-state-beach-surfer-killed-state-beach-closed

https://people.com/human-interest/surfer-killed-shark-attack-california-beach/






How F*cking stupid can you be??

Truely, the possibility of this happening was very real and the guy brought it upon himself.

Stupidity folks!

 

[N&B4PSU]

What did they do? Interview all 15 sharks??

They were swimmin laissez faire style... some heard singing all they wanted to do was have some fun (which could have been a clue....)...

I really do get the surfer thing and that odds are low etc and I wish them well... all i know is i won't be one of them (as you can see from my pic, i'm a brave soul who ventures into clear water 2, maybe 3 feet deep... i wanna see EVERYTHING headed my way).

 

[TheGLOV]

Dumbest thing that I read today. Day is not over though.

EDIT...nevermind, I just saw the post on the guy shooting at bald eagles.

Sorry, but this is for enquiring minds ONLY!

I see you don't fit the bill.

 

[TheGLOV]

Known fact:
shark attacks are more likely to happen at lunchtime

Theirs or ours?

 

[TheGLOV]

Was up on Hutchinson Island this afternoon on the beach taking the waves and water... 3 guys out surfing and waves were quite good.

3 idiots surfing ya mean!

 

[TheGLOV]

Come on be better than this... anyone bitten by a shark even if 1 tooth scrapes the skin will need medical attention and record will be created and reported. As they say the data tells a story ...

Ah no.

So with all the coast line around India, ALL shark attacks that are fatal are reported?

And around Madagascar as well?

No way.

 

[TheGLOV]

There are usually less than 100 shark attacks of all types worldwide in a given year. For millions of people in the water.

Again, I'll take my chances

Please don't take any chances sir.

But, if you must, go to the exact beach at the exact time that he surfed at as soon as it is open again.

 

[step.eng69]

Theirs or ours?

I'm assuming Most of the worth less executives have their lunch between 11:30 & 2:00pm.