SF bishop bans Pelosi from communion

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I see you have soften your tone quite a bit since you lost it yesterday. That's good. Jesus would like that, I'm sure. Did you use some kind of deep breathing exercises to come to your senses?

Decent people here don't want to read vicious personal attacks.

Thanks you for honoring my request in this regard.
You're welcome.
 
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I NEED A CHART FROM YOU FOR THIS!!!!! 🤣 Where is my chart??? Where is your chart??? I need the usual something from you, that is completely out of context of any thread, for me to move forward!!!!!!

BTW, confessions are held on Saturdays in our parish...but we do acknowledge our sins as part of the Penitential Act of the Mass, so there's that...but then again, what you believe to be a sin...is "meh" to me.

I don't believe in "sin". I believe in human decency. That's why I'm not a democrat.
 
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Now, if you have regained some control of your emotions, please look at the things you said to/about me in this last post, all because we disagreed on the things we discussed. Are you proud of that reaction? Do you think Jesus would want you to react like that? My tiny, hard hearted advice, try to be more Christ-like in the future.
Really? Bwahahahaha!!! Your hypocrisy knows no bounds.

For years, you have reminded everyone of the great white whale. Nowhere to be seen for a protracted period and then, all of a sudden (when the anger has built up to the point where it needs to be vented), it's "Thar she blows!" A big bunch of vitriol and insults spewed out all at once for your mental health and everyone else's entertainment.
 
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Really? Bwahahahaha!!! Your hypocrisy knows no bounds.

For years, you have reminded everyone of the great white whale. Nowhere to be seen for a protracted period and then, all of a sudden (when the anger has built up to the point where it needs to be vented), it's "Thar she blows!" A big bunch of vitriol and insults spewed out all at once for your mental health and everyone else's entertainment.
Is my hypocrisy on par with that double ] post you made recently? Cause if it is, I am a big hypocrite.

Just out of curiosity, what was it that finally made you slip your trolley here? You seemed to be impervious to all the easy zingers that conservatives here launched into your giant bread basket day in and day out and then all of the sudden, BOOM, you got real sloppy and repeatedly just sh1t your pants with weak tea, whinny, half-hearted comebacks. Are you having personal problems in real life, Chubby? Diabetes? The wife stepping out (again)? Afraid to go out of the house for fear of BLM getting ahold of you? Let Uncle Dzap help you. Just share.

My guess is that you FINALLY had your come to Jim Jones moment and had to admit what a fool you have been to swallow all the BS your party has been feeding you for your whole life. It's OK , man. We are a big tent party and converts (particularly those who had bought the Socialist line the most) sometimes make the best spokesmen for the truth.....once they convert.

I'll close by sending good feelz your way, rotund one. Please come into the light.
 
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Really? Bwahahahaha!!! Your hypocrisy knows no bounds.

For years, you have reminded everyone of the great white whale. Nowhere to be seen for a protracted period and then, all of a sudden (when the anger has built up to the point where it needs to be vented), it's "Thar she blows!" A big bunch of vitriol and insults spewed out all at once for your mental health and everyone else's entertainment.

What are you babbling about?
 

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What are you babbling about?
Have you noticed the same thing?

He's like our very own "Biden Presidency Indicator". (a/k/a the BPI)

The more Biden and his Regime f up, the more erratic this clown gets. His recent snark is like that from a seven year old. I have to say, I kind of pity him ,,,,, a little bit.

He is also obsessed with me. SMH After all I've done to reach out to him over the years. Sad.
 
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Church Of Satan Declares Pelosi Still Allowed To Receive Satanic Eucharist

POUGHKEEPSIE, NY—After being denied holy communion by San Francisco Archbishop Salvatore Cordileone, the Church of Satan graciously reached out to House Speaker Nancy Pelosi to remind her she is still eligible to partake of the Satanic Eucharist. It's like the normal Eucharist—but evil.

"The Church of Satan welcomes all," said the church in an official statement. "Although Speaker Pelosi claims to be a devout Catholic, she advocates for the legal murder of babies and lives a life of self-worship that is inspiring to see. She would be a great addition to our congregation!"

Pelosi was flattered by the satanic invitation and referred to the Church of Satan as "an upstanding pillar of the American community."

"I don't know why Pelosi would want to be Catholic if she doesn't believe in anything Catholics do," said Satanic High Priest Peter Gilmore. "She should join us at the Church of Satan. We wear cool robes and drink blood and play D&D!"

High Priest Gilmore, who plays a level 20 chaotic evil necromancer on Sundays, is reportedly a skeptical atheist who enjoys wasting his time in a fake religion for no reason. Sources from within the satanic church reveal Pelosi would be a great fit since all she does is do whatever she wants free of consequence just like them.

At publishing time, Pelosi visited a Church of Satan in San Francisco and slaughtered a black lamb on an altar of obsidian in the midst of a dark cathedral carved out of the stone of pain. She then made a level 1 lawful evil drow fighter and sat down for an epic game of high adventure.
 
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Church Of Satan Declares Pelosi Still Allowed To Receive Satanic Eucharist

POUGHKEEPSIE, NY—After being denied holy communion by San Francisco Archbishop Salvatore Cordileone, the Church of Satan graciously reached out to House Speaker Nancy Pelosi to remind her she is still eligible to partake of the Satanic Eucharist. It's like the normal Eucharist—but evil.

"The Church of Satan welcomes all," said the church in an official statement. "Although Speaker Pelosi claims to be a devout Catholic, she advocates for the legal murder of babies and lives a life of self-worship that is inspiring to see. She would be a great addition to our congregation!"

Pelosi was flattered by the satanic invitation and referred to the Church of Satan as "an upstanding pillar of the American community."

"I don't know why Pelosi would want to be Catholic if she doesn't believe in anything Catholics do," said Satanic High Priest Peter Gilmore. "She should join us at the Church of Satan. We wear cool robes and drink blood and play D&D!"

High Priest Gilmore, who plays a level 20 chaotic evil necromancer on Sundays, is reportedly a skeptical atheist who enjoys wasting his time in a fake religion for no reason. Sources from within the satanic church reveal Pelosi would be a great fit since all she does is do whatever she wants free of consequence just like them.

At publishing time, Pelosi visited a Church of Satan in San Francisco and slaughtered a black lamb on an altar of obsidian in the midst of a dark cathedral carved out of the stone of pain. She then made a level 1 lawful evil drow fighter and sat down for an epic game of high adventure.

All Dem-Mediacrats are honorary members of the Church of Satan. Just show your voter registration card at the door.
 
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Look, the pope gets to name them. Simple as that. Cordileone not getting a red hat was about as predictable as the sun rising today.

But the idea that the McElroy of SD will be a cardinal, but the AB in charge of the mother see of North America (Lori, who is a perfectly decent and relatively uncontroversial fellow) is not, or that Gomez (USCCB president and AB of largest diocese in the country, and vocal advocate in the area of immigration) is not...is just sad and unflattering re: Francis.
 
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Look, the pope gets to name them. Simple as that. Cordileone not getting a red hat was about as predictable as the sun rising today.

But the idea that the Mahoney of SD will be a cardinal, but the AB in charge of the mother see of North America (Lori, who is a perfectly decent and relatively uncontroversial fellow) is not, or that Lopez (USCCB president and AB of largest diocese in the country, and vocal advocate in the area of immigration) is not...is just sad and unflattering re: Francis.
You mean Archbishop McElroy, of San Diego. Cardinal Mahoney was Archbishop of Los Angeles for many years. Some traditional dioceses for raising the archbishop to Cardinal just don't have the same relevance in today's Catholic Church, as they used to.
 

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You mean Archbishop McElroy, of San Diego. Cardinal Mahoney was Archbishop of Los Angeles for many years. Some traditional dioceses for raising the archbishop to Cardinal just don't have the same relevance in today's Catholic Church, as they used to.
yes, yes. fixed. damned irish.
 
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All Dem-Mediacrats are honorary members of the Church of Satan. Just show your voter registration card at the door.
How in the world were you overlooked for getting a red hat, Jer? This honorary member of the Church of Satan is definitely surprised by that glaring omission.
 
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How in the world were you overlooked for getting a red hat, Jer? This honorary member of the Church of Satan is definitely surprised by that glaring omission.

My comment was comedic exaggeration for effect, Laf.

Though I do believe that if Satan became an American citizen, he'd be registering Dem-Mediacrat.