QB suspended for "inappropriately" touching the Center

[Obliviax]

I am not sure if I should laugh or cry reading this article. Is it for reals? Onion? Crazy...

 

[psuro]

Sweet jeebus.

 

[nits74]

I am not sure if I should laugh or cry reading this article. Is it for reals? Onion? Crazy...

I guess he was grooming the team.

 

[NittPicker]

If I didn't know better I'd think today was April 1st.

 

[demlion]

I am not sure if I should laugh or cry reading this article. Is it for reals? Onion? Crazy...

"Trust issues." Same thing could happen if your urologist had a "too feely" technique. Its all in what you think is going on. Like once my GP, doing a prostate exam, asked if I was "ready to sing Moon River now?" It was unfortunate, but I could not help laughing. You might say it "tickled" me when he said that.

Tell the center to get a cup or switch to guard. Perhaps if the QB were to backhand him in the sack a few times. Might remove the mystery for him.

 

[psuro]

Maybe they should just work out of the shotgun formation so no one touches.

 

[mn78psu83]

I am not sure if I should laugh or cry reading this article. Is it for reals? Onion? Crazy...

Cry.

 

[Bob78]

"Trust issues." Same thing could happen if your urologist had a "too feely" technique. Its all in what you think is going on. Like once my GP, doing a prostate exam, asked if I was "ready to sing Moon River now?" It was unfortunate, but I could not help laughing. You might say it "tickled" me when he said that.

Tell the center to get a cup or switch to guard. Perhaps if the QB were to backhand him in the sack a few times. Might remove the mystery for him.

I tell my doc the old Rodney Dangerfield joke during the exam - mostly to relax me, but he grudgingly chuckles a little: "Hey doc. Use two fingers, will ya? I want to get a second opinion."