OT: Words of Wisdom

[john4psu]

I thought it would be good to share quality advice to others I have discovered through personal experiences.

Don't stand on an Ottoman to try reach the ceiling.

 

[LionJim]

Wear gloves while slicing hot peppers.

 

[fairgambit]

I thought it would be good to share quality advice to others I have discovered through personal experiences.

Don't stand on an Ottoman to try reach the ceiling.

Ottomans are dangerous and should have been banned years ago by the Consumer Product Safety Commission.

 

[ralphster]

I thought their empire ended with World War I.

 

[psuro]

Today is tomorrow’s yesterday.

 

[mrtailgate]

Don’t trust a fart over 60.

 

[delcoLion]

Two wrongs don’t make a right but 3 lefts do.

 

[fairgambit]

 

[BriarwoodBash]

Ottomans are dangerous and should have been banned years ago by the Consumer Product Safety Commission.

Lol. Fair, my cousin, who is like my brother to me, and I used to take turns performing this stunt over the ottoman. We had perfected and used to do it for our parents. Thx for resurrecting this classic.

 

[Victor E. Bell]

 

[Nitwit]

Never open a champagne bottle in the nude!

 

[psuro]

Never underestimate the power of a mid life crisis.

 

[eidolon21]

never try to catch a falling knife

 

[Alphalion75]

Don’t trust a fart over 60.

Dont trust anyone under 30.

 

[Frabjous]

Never sleep with someone who has more problems than you.

 

[Obliviax]

The best time to plant a tree was twenty years ago. The second best time is today.

To travel fast, go alone. To travel far, go with friends.

 

[step.eng69]

Before giving someone a piece of your mind, make sure that you have enough to spare.

 

[dbbp]

Everyone is entitled to be stupid. But some abuse the privilege.

 

[Psychedelic_MackDaddy]

"Its ok to jerk-off, just don't 'be' a jerk-off."

 

[cvilleelkscoach]

Never take a laxative and a sleeping pill on the same night.

 

[Franklinstheman]

I thought it would be good to share quality advice to others I have discovered through personal experiences.

Don't stand on an Ottoman to try reach the ceiling.

Enjoy an argument with a Pitt fan. Not many of them exist.

 

[kijanacat]

First let's get the facts straight, them you can distort them all you wish.