My boss says that Sara is a wide- bottomed benefactor of illegally leaked
Information and that John, while marginally better looking, is just another misguided media whore (as opposed to being a media whorette).
Provided John is interested, we think that they'd actually make a good couple and that all this Twittering is just courting banter.
Let's put it this way....could either do any better? We've already seen what JZ previously dated, which is probably better than what SG has been able to lure, but neither is spiking the spousal attractiveness meter.
Just be sure to send us an invitation. We won't attend, but will be sure to send a generous gift.
Love,
Peetz & the Pool Boy
This post was edited on 3/24 9:58 PM by Peetz Pool Boy