OT: In the process of packing for a move . . . guess what I found?

[TenerHallTerror]

I'll give you a hint.

A copy of what the University paid $8 million for, and turned out to be a worthless piece of crap I wouldn't use to wipe my own arse if I was lost in the woods and dying of dysentery.

Rhymes with "Worthless Drunk Loser Hatchet Job"

oy vey, went right into the trash pile . . . 6 years later, can't believe this is what so many people hang their hats on . . .

 

[BobPSU92]

Sounds like my Ph.D. thesis, except I wasn't paid $8 million and it was more than six years ago. Otherwise, there are a lot of similarities based on your description.

 

[TenerHallTerror]

Sounds like my Ph.D. thesis, except I wasn't paid $8 million and it was more than six years ago. Otherwise, there are a lot of similarities based on your description.

did your PhD thesis tarnish Penn State's reputation and cost it hundreds of millions of dollars?

actually, you know what . . . I don't want to know.

 

[The Song Remains the Same]

I'll give you a hint.

A copy of what the University paid $8 million for, and turned out to be a worthless piece of crap I wouldn't use to wipe my own arse if I was lost in the woods and dying of dysentery.

Rhymes with "Worthless Drunk Loser Hatchet Job"

oy vey, went right into the trash pile . . . 6 years later, can't believe this is what so many people hang their hats on . . .

So, you're still looking for your condoms left over from college?

 

[TenerHallTerror]

So, you're still looking for your condoms left over from college?

nah I dumped all those in the alley behind The Rathskeller when I graduated

 

[The Song Remains the Same]

nah I dumped all those in the alley behind The Rathskeller when I graduated

Before or after drinking a case of ponies?

 

[BobPSU92]

did your PhD thesis tarnish Penn State's reputation and cost it hundreds of millions of dollars?

actually, you know what . . . I don't want to know.

University of Illinois. I wasn't hired to do it. It just happened as a result of my unique talents.

 

[BobPSU92]

So, you're still looking for your condoms left over from college?

 

[TenerHallTerror]

Before or after drinking a case of ponies?

during. so it is possible some of them made back into circulation

 

[91Joe95]

I'll give you a hint.

A copy of what the University paid $8 million for, and turned out to be a worthless piece of crap I wouldn't use to wipe my own arse if I was lost in the woods and dying of dysentery.

Rhymes with "Worthless Drunk Loser Hatchet Job"

oy vey, went right into the trash pile . . . 6 years later, can't believe this is what so many people hang their hats on . . .

Moving? Significant other kick you out?

 

[TenerHallTerror]

Moving? Significant other kick you out?

lol we're moving in together. finally.

she has no idea how much Penn State and Grateful Dead stuff I've had in storage LOL

 

[artsandletters]

Before or after drinking a case of ponies?

A case of RR ponies, a bucket of KFC and a few lounge chairs make for a nice summer night at the drive-in. The movies in the double feature don't matter much. It's the simple things that are often the most memorable.

 

[BobPSU92]

Moving? Significant other kick you out?

His right hand?

 

[TenerHallTerror]

His right hand?

everyone knows I am bi . . . as in amBIdextrous . . .

 

[BobPSU92]

everyone knows I am bi . . . as in amBIdextrous . . .

 

[The Song Remains the Same]

everyone knows I am bi . . . as in amBIdextrous . . .

Very close to providing way too much information

 

[katchthis]

Stretch Armstrong ? Johnny Lightning track? Clackers? Magnavox Pong ? Mousetrap? Dr. J Converse high tops? Rod Laver wooden tennis racket?

 

[91Joe95]

lol we're moving in together. finally.

she has no idea how much Penn State and Grateful Dead stuff I've had in storage LOL

I can just envision the happy couple now.

 

[Phil's Rug]

His right hand?

Insert tongs joke ----------> [ here ]

 

[interrobang]

Why was the JoePa statue in your house?

 

[TenerHallTerror]

Why was the JoePa statue in your house?

sadly, at a low point in my life, I was engaged in a sordid affair with Miss VIckey . . .

 

[OspreyLion]

I'll give you a hint.

A copy of what the University paid $8 million for, and turned out to be a worthless piece of crap I wouldn't use to wipe my own arse if I was lost in the woods and dying of dysentery.

Rhymes with "Worthless Drunk Loser Hatchet Job"

oy vey, went right into the trash pile . . . 6 years later, can't believe this is what so many people hang their hats on . . .

I thought you were going to say "the smoking gun that proves Sandusky is innocent and it was all just one big conspiracy"..

 

[91Joe95]

I thought you were going to say "the smoking gun that proves Sandusky is innocent and it was all just one big conspiracy"..

Maybe he found a spare air conditioner he could donate.

 

[TenerHallTerror]

I thought you were going to say "the smoking gun that proves Sandusky is innocent and it was all just one big conspiracy"..

that's in the trial transcripts, duh

 

[TenerHallTerror]

Maybe he found a spare air conditioner he could donate.

who doesn't have central heating/cooling these days?

me, I own part of a lear jet to keep me cool!

 

[The Song Remains the Same]

who doesn't have central heating/cooling these days?

me, I own part of a lear jet to keep me cool!

Or a scooter that you can zipay around on.

 

[BobPSU92]

I recently was cruising Route 66 on a warm summer's day. Thank goodness I had air conditioning. Ah!

 

[TenerHallTerror]

I recently was cruising Route 66 on a warm summer's day. Thank goodness I had air conditioning. Ah!

well God bless you, my son

 

[91Joe95]

Update on Tenor's move:

Well that escalated quickly.

 

[TenerHallTerror]

well poop, this happened to my moving truck:

 

[Diego Badman]

I'll give you a hint.

A copy of what the University paid $8 million for, and turned out to be a worthless piece of crap I wouldn't use to wipe my own arse if I was lost in the woods and dying of dysentery.

Rhymes with "Worthless Drunk Loser Hatchet Job"

oy vey, went right into the trash pile . . . 6 years later, can't believe this is what so many people hang their hats on . . .

We're trying to house train a puppy. I might have a use for it.

 

[BobPSU92]

well God bless you, my son

Thank you, but please don't stalk me on twitter.

 

[TenerHallTerror]

Thank you, but please don't stalk me on twitter.

with my twitter handle as "BoBPsU092"

 

[Phil's Rug]

Dave Joyner in hiding the fold out sofa?

 

[TenerHallTerror]

Dave Joyner in hiding the fold out sofa?

nah I use him as my roll-on underarm deodorant

 

[BobPSU92]

with my twitter handle as "BoBPsU092"

 

[BobPSU92]

nah I use him as my roll-on underarm deodorant

The moderators should Ban you already.

 

[TenerHallTerror]

The moderators should Ban you already.

I'm sure I will get Axe'd

 

[demlion]

did your PhD thesis tarnish Penn State's reputation and cost it hundreds of millions of dollars?

actually, you know what . . . I don't want to know.

It was about cookie tongs, so no. It tarnished his rep somewhat, though.

 

[Royal_Coaster]

Hmmm, I was closer than I thought. When I read the thread title I guessed it was either Cindy Baldwin or the actual Victim 2.