OT: Fellas, I thought I found the perfect woman. Then she said these 3 words

[TenerHallTerror]

"Who's Hans Gruber?"

I just . . . I don't know what to do. I'm devastated. and she LOVES Severus Snape!

Fortunately, I AM taking her to see Die Hard in the theater in November . . . if we last that long . . .

CURRENT EMOTION:

 

[anon_xdc8rmuek44eq]

"Who's Hans Gruber?"

I just . . . I don't know what to do. I'm devastated. and she LOVES Severus Snape!

Fortunately, I AM taking her to see Die Hard in the theater in November . . . if we last that long . . .

CURRENT EMOTION:

Keep the magic alive by being able to surprise her. Note that she may not know but WILL. As opposed to my wife who is like, ‘No f’n way will I watch that nonsense.’ So, count your blessings.

 

[bkmtnittany1]

At least it wasn't GFY!

 

[LDandy]

Pull the popcorn trick on her when you take her in November. That should be sufficient payback one way or the other.

 

[Woodpecker]

Is it in?

 

[TenerHallTerror]

Keep the magic alive by being able to surprise her. Note that she may not know but WILL. As opposed to my wife who is like, ‘No f’n way will I watch that nonsense.’ So, count your blessings.

you'll appreciate the conversation that lead to this . . .

was listening to a podcast about the MCU. They read a letter Tom Hiddleston wrote to Joss Whedon about getting the role of Loki, a character he called his "Hans Gruber"

So I shared that with my g/f, and that was her response. LOL

 

[The Spin Meister]

In a deep gruff voice...'I'm a dude'

 

[PSU87]

Keep the magic alive by being able to surprise her. Note that she may not know but WILL. As opposed to my wife who is like, ‘No f’n way will I watch that nonsense.’ So, count your blessings.

Tell her its a Christmas movie

 

[TenerHallTerror]

Tell her its a Christmas movie

excuse me? the BEST Christmas movie!!

 

[Obliviax]

Yippee ki-yay, Mfer, and welcome to the party, pal.

 

[THE Humanist]

"Who's Hans Gruber?"

I just . . . I don't know what to do. I'm devastated. and she LOVES Severus Snape!

Fortunately, I AM taking her to see Die Hard in the theater in November . . . if we last that long . . .

CURRENT EMOTION:

Take her to see "Galaxy Quest", instead...

 

[PSU87]

excuse me? the BEST Christmas movie!!

I said tell her it's a Christmas movie.
It is not a Christmas movie. It is an action movie that happens to take place at Christmas.
Is it a romance movie because he gets his wife back at the end? No.

 

[TenerHallTerror]

I said tell her it's a Christmas movie.
It is not a Christmas movie. It is an action movie that happens to take place at Christmas.
Is it a romance movie because he gets his wife back at the end? No.

it is also a comedy. I laugh.

 

[BobPSU92]

At least it wasn't GFY!

Give her time.

 

[TenerHallTerror]

Give her time.

oh no, I have heard that a million times already.

Deserved every one.

 

[anon_1eeb2b426hv3y]

excuse me? the BEST Christmas movie!!

Remember that poster from a few months ago who really liked a girl in college and kept taking her to NC17 flicks? That was funny.

Die Hard really shouldn’t be a tough sell...

 

[LurkerLazarus]

"I love Harbaugh"?

 

[TheGLOV]

"Who's Hans Gruber?"

I just . . . I don't know what to do. I'm devastated. and she LOVES Severus Snape!

Fortunately, I AM taking her to see Die Hard in the theater in November . . . if we last that long . . .

CURRENT EMOTION:

Admit it she said: "It's so small" Or "I'm not satisfied!"

You know it!!

 

[LionJim]

"Five bucks, please."

 

[ChiTownLion]

Is it in?

 

[mean15]

"hail to pitt"?

 

[TenerHallTerror]

"Five bucks, please."

whew! way above my paygrade

 

[91Joe95]

"Five bucks, please."

Cheaper than the movie.

 

[PSU87]

"hail to pitt"?

That wouldn't be too bad. Low self esteem would make her easy to please.

 

[Colorado Man]

"Who's Hans Gruber?"

I just . . . I don't know what to do. I'm devastated. and she LOVES Severus Snape!

Fortunately, I AM taking her to see Die Hard in the theater in November . . . if we last that long . . .

CURRENT EMOTION:

Is it the original Die Hard, or another in the series? Die Hard 3?

 

[TenerHallTerror]

Is it the original Die Hard, or another in the series? Die Hard 3?

30th anniversary of the first film

 

[Ranger Dan]

I still love the original Die Hard and the 2nd and 3rd ones (I've never seen the recent one in Russia). When my wife said that she never saw the original Die Hard movie, I was so excited for us to watch it together. Alas, she wasn't impressed. I guess it lacks the nostalgia factor and may not compare favorably with the thrillers of today. Or, maybe she just doesn't like cops/robbers genre. I don't think it's grounds for divorce, but is a chink in the armor.