OK, which one of you guys had a 'foreign body' removed from your genitals at UPMC?

[The Spin Meister]

If its you, you are about to be very famous. Seems that the OR was full of people taking pics with their cell phones.

A Pennsylvania hospital has been cited after state investigators determined a "ton" of employees at UPMC Bedford Memorial crowded into an operating room to take photos and videos of a patient with a genital injury.


"There were so many people it looked like a cheerleader type pyramid," one witness told investigators, according to state records.


The incident took place Dec. 23 after the patient came to the emergency room for a genital injury that required surgery to remove a "foreign body," according to the health department.

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[bluewhiteApos]

If its you, you are about to be very famous. Seems that the OR was full of people taking pics with their cell phones.

A Pennsylvania hospital has been cited after state investigators determined a "ton" of employees at UPMC Bedford Memorial crowded into an operating room to take photos and videos of a patient with a genital injury.


"There were so many people it looked like a cheerleader type pyramid," one witness told investigators, according to state records.


The incident took place Dec. 23 after the patient came to the emergency room for a genital injury that required surgery to remove a "foreign body," according to the health department.

PS Its a pennlive link if you are boycotting that rag.

Well, I have to admit that I was disappointed that the article never said what the "foreign object" was.

 

[N&B4PSU]

Her name was Cassandra and the operation was a success...

until y'all started blabbing and my wife found out and now i need to go back in to have a foreign object removed from my a$$. [and now she wants new shoes...]

Damned internets...

 

[N&B4PSU]

btw... is this at all related to the bunch of nurses in colorado who were busying themselves taking peeks at a guy's wee-wee (i supect wee is not the correct verbiage)...even after he was dead?

 

[PeetzPoolBoy]

The article cited removal of a "foreign body" . Hmm.. that could mean a lot of things

 

[hagberg]

I will admit to having had many foreign bodies on my genitals, but I have never had to go to a hospital to have one removed. Usually all it took was a ten spot and a bag of apples!

 

[lionNYC]

It was an animal of some kind. I've heard similar stories.

 

[BobPSU92]

 

[Ranger Dan]

I used to work with a woman who was going to school part time with the eventual goal Of med school. She liked to read from some hardcover book that was part encyclopedia and part NE journal of medicine. She found an article about a guy who went to the ER with his balls swollen and badly infected. He said that he didn't know why, so they x-rayed him and found staples. He eventually came clean and divulged that he was a machinist and ate lunch by himself at his machine. When everyone was in the cafeteria, he would use the machine to pleasure himself. One day, his junk got caught and tore half off, so he tried stapling hit back together.

 

[58psu77]

Almost as bad as the guy who worked in the pickle factory and kept fantasizing about putting his junk in the pickle slicer. When his wife found out she filed for divorce. Word has it the pickle slicer's hubby wasn't too happy either.

 

[Player2BNamedL8r]

Almost as bad as the guy who worked in the pickle factory and kept fantasizing about putting his junk in the pickle slicer. When his wife found out she filed for divorce. Word has it the pickle slicer's hubby wasn't too happy either.

Zing!!!

 

[psuro]

Not at UPMC, but I had INS show up at my door and the foreign object got deported. Does that count?

 

[NittPicker]

Maybe the patient was AustinNit's wife and the foreign object was a Volkswagen.

 

[harbest]

 

[john4psu]

I told her she didn't have to put them in, but she wouldn't listen, and now everybody knows. How embarrassing.

 

[OldTiredLion]

I'm waiting for the photos to make the rounds on the internet. Y'know that at least one person out of all those Pitters in attendance had their phone on camera mode, the damn perverts!!

 

[Player2BNamedL8r]

I'm waiting for the photos to make the rounds on the internet. Y'know that at least one person out of all those Pitters in attendance had their phone on camera mode, the damn perverts!!

Ditka knew!!

 

[step.eng69]

Alas, poor Yorick! I knew her, Horatio;

 

[LafayetteBear]

Was the foreign body ON or IN his genitals?