No ACL's MCLS?

[raslen007]

The wolves are circling because Lee got his ligaments caught in a tree!

Nelson would be proud.

 

[El-Jefe]

Reminds me of a number of years ago. I was at the Louvre with my parents and my Dad (who can be funny, but is no comic) says after a while...You know I'm wondering, exactly what century did dicks start getting bigger?
I spit out my cappuccino.

This story gets even better if you imagine it being told in Gilbert Gottfried's voice.

 

[Dogwelder]

Having judgement issues lately.

Hope you can choose wisely on the big questions!

 

[82bordeaux]

Hahahaha

I thought you hated the French?

I was forced to go. It was the only way I could get my parents to take a trip to Italy. We went to Germany and watched the World Figure Skating Championships in Dortmund. The took a train to Paris. Then I put them on a flight to Rome and I flew home.
But that was quite a while ago before I got to know the French people better. At least they are not the Dutch!
* that's your queue @Dogwelder

 

[PSU Mike]

This story gets even better if you imagine it being told in Gilbert Gottfried's voice.

Maybe it was. @82bordeaux, is GG your father?

 

[82bordeaux]

Maybe it was. @82bordeaux, is GG your father?

I said he wasn't s comic, and I'm Italian. So that rule Gilbert out.

 

[Used2BEerie]

I was forced to go. It was the only way I could get my parents to take a trip to Italy. We went to Germany and watched the World Figure Skating Championships in Dortmund. The took a train to Paris. Then I put them on a flight to Rome and I flew home.
But that was quite a while ago before I got to know the French people better. At least they are not the Dutch!
* that's your queue @Dogwelder

Since Dogwelder isn’t spiking his set

 

[82bordeaux]

Since Dogwelder isn’t spiking his set

Thank you!

 

[Dogwelder]

...
* that's your queue @Dogwelder

I'm getting way in the way back of the queue. I'm gonna rest on my accomplishment for a while. -- My new name is Dog "Bordeaux Stopper" Welder

 

[Pennstate1985]

Part of my hamstring was harvested as well as a cadavers tendon was used to double the strength

Does that make you dead on your feet?

 

[PSU Mike]

Does that make you dead on your feet?

Ha!

I once had a girlfriend that must have had a cadaver’s glute transplant - she moved less on bottom than Micah Jordan wrestling against a PSU guy.

 

[STAND with PRIDE]

Ha!

I once had a girlfriend that must have had a cadaver’s glute transplant - she moved less on bottom than Micah Jordan wrestling against a PSU guy.

TMI

 

[PSU Mike]

TMI

Total fabrication for humor…





Micah Jordan moved from his stomach to his back several times a minute.

 

[7brwnpsu]

Hahaha...mine are 28, 26, 25, 23, 21. Last semester of tuition gets paid in December!

Yes but you did "that" with functional ACLs and MCLs. Now if it was with different women or you tore your ACL and MCL in the act I'd be impressed.

I have only three kids, like Dake, each were achieved while I was at a higher weight class. 😤

 

[Cali_Nittany]

I just have to say, @Used2BEerie , is an epic poster.

 

[PaJules]

Conversation at 82's dinner table after his visit to the Louvre.

82: "You know dad, I've been thinking about what you said after our tour today and I agree. My dick is perfect"

82 Senior: "Well if that's the case junior, if mine was 2 inches shorter it would be perfect too"

 

[82bordeaux]

Conversation at 82's dinner table after his visit to the Louvre.

82: "You know dad, I've been thinking about what you said after our tour today and I agree. My dick is perfect"

82 Senior: "Well if that's the case junior, if mine was 2 inches shorter it would be perfect too"

It violates the rules of Darwinism!

 

[Dogwelder]

It violates the rules of Darwinism!

Then you must be an X-Man! Hopefully more like Wolverine and less like Beak!