My neighbor just knocked on my front door. He asked if

[BudatPSU]

I had any incense he could borrow, and if he knew where he could find a virgin to sacrifice this afternoon. In the past he has professed to being a Humanist, but I think he is an agnostic and is hedging his bets today. I could not help him with either request. Besides, I do not think he would sacrifice the virgin.

 

[Obliviax]

I had any incense he could borrow, and if he knew where he could find a virgin to sacrifice this afternoon. In the past he has professed to being a Humanist, but I think he is an agnostic and is hedging his bets today. I could not help him with either request. Besides, I do not think he would sacrifice the virgin.

he swears there ain't no heaven and he prays there ain't no hell?

 

[BriarwoodBash]

he swears there ain't no heaven and he prays there ain't no hell?

Love the BS&t reference!

 

[Woodpecker]

Besides, I do not think he would sacrifice the virgin.

I'm guessing that his plans involve more of a sacrifice by the virgin.

 

[LafayetteBear]

I had any incense he could borrow, and if he knew where he could find a virgin to sacrifice this afternoon. In the past he has professed to being a Humanist, but I think he is an agnostic and is hedging his bets today. I could not help him with either request. Besides, I do not think he would sacrifice the virgin.

Where are Felli and the Rush Chairman when you need them?

 

[Lion78]

I had any incense he could borrow, and if he knew where he could find a virgin to sacrifice this afternoon. In the past he has professed to being a Humanist, but I think he is an agnostic and is hedging his bets today. I could not help him with either request. Besides, I do not think he would sacrifice the virgin.

Depends on the definition of sacrifice!

 

[ILLINOISLION]

Where are Felli and the Rush Chairman when you need them?

I think the Rush Chairman is in Europe with his family.....

 

[ILLINOISLION]

Love the BS&t reference!

BS&T.....BL&T.....whatever!

 

[pandaczar12]

I had any incense he could borrow, and if he knew where he could find a virgin to sacrifice this afternoon. In the past he has professed to being a Humanist, but I think he is an agnostic and is hedging his bets today. I could not help him with either request. Besides, I do not think he would sacrifice the virgin.

I know it seems that telling your local football coach is the way to go, but If the whole Sandusky scandal has taught me anything, it's that you should call the police right now.

 

[bdgan]

I had any incense he could borrow, and if he knew where he could find a virgin to sacrifice this afternoon. In the past he has professed to being a Humanist, but I think he is an agnostic and is hedging his bets today. I could not help him with either request. Besides, I do not think he would sacrifice the virgin.

Are you sure it wasn't Feli?