Jobs that CJF is NOT a candidate for

[Nitt1300]

It's a short list, but my sources tell me that Franklin is not a candidate to become:

Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff
President of Bolivia
your cable repairman

apparently he's talking to pretty much anyone else about their openings

 

[Little J]

Pitt Panther
Pink Panther
Narduzi's pool boy

 

[psuro]

Shampoo spokesperson.

 

[PSU73]

OL coach. Oh...you were kidding. Cosmonaut. Conductor NY Philharmonic.

 

[Ten Thousan Marbles]

Wall washer
Sandwich Artist
Mayor of Provo, Utah

 

[psuro]

Well I heard he had two very long phone calls with the New York Football Giants.

Two. Not one. Not three. Two. And they were both very long.

 

[Pinkhippo PeanutButter]

There's an institute in Philly named after him already

 

[LionJim]

The role of Ilsa Lund in a remake of Casablanca.

 

[Sunsox]

Bartender at the Rathskeller.

 

[psuro]

Waiter at Spats.

 

[10 Years After]

There's an institute in Philly named after him already

He also has a mint too.

 

[psuro]

He also has a mint too.

And, in Olde City, and old timey Ice Cream shop....

 

[CF LION]

And, in Olde City, and old timey Ice Cream shop....

He's got an entire park named after him...

 

[Eurotrash1]

I have no problem having a coach other schools want. It beats the other scenario any day.

 

[psuro]