It's not about bear hunting , is it?

bourbon n blues

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A hunter gets a new gun...
So a hunter gets a new gun one day and decides to go hunting with it. He goes out into the woods and stumbles upon a nice-sized black bear, so he takes his gun and shoots the bear dead. Then he feels a tap on his shoulder...

The man turns around and sees this huge brown bear and the bear says

"That bear you shot was my friend, so the way I see you got two options, either you let me have sex with you or I maul you to death."

Now, the hunter doesn't want to die so he lets the bear have his way, and afterwards he waddles home and doesn't tell anyone.

Then next year comes around and he's gaining his confidence back so the hunter goes back into the woods and stumbles upon a brown bear. He gets his gun and shoots the bear dead when he feels a tapping on his shoulder.

The man turns around and sees a giant kodiak bear who says,

"That brown bear was my friend so the way I see it either you let me have rough sex with you or I maul you to death."

Again, the man doesn't want to die so he lets the bear have his way and waddles home not telling anyone.

Next year comes around and the man is gaining his confidence again so he goes out and eventually finds a kodiak bear. So the man takes his gun and shoots the bear dead when he feels a tap on his shoulder.

The man turns around and finds an enormous grizzly bear, and the bear says,

"Let's be honest, you don't come here for the hunting, do you?"

When the same thing keeps happening and it appears to go against what people say or are supposedly trying to do pay attention.

When you are told the same thing over and over again and you always see a different result than what was promised someone wants to well F you over.
When you claim you want to do something but always get a different result , well you to get F Ed. Or actually hope for that result .
 
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