Hotdogs are like strippers, you don’t want to know the backstory…

[Ranger Dan]

Hot dogs are like strippers, really. Nobody wants to know the backstory. We don't want to think about how they came to be in their present form of employment. "Well, when I was twelve, my stepfather.." "Not interested! Put some mustard on that.

Jim Gaffigan, Food: A Love Story
Tags: hot-dogs

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[odshowtime]

Gaffigan's riffs on bacon and ketchup are the stuff of legends.

 

[PSUALREADYKNOW]

But they both taste fantastic and we love buns.