"Hot Pockets heiress Michelle Janavs sentenced to 5 months imprisonment in college admissions scam"

[BobPSU92]

I guess she really does have hot pockets.

https://www.cnn.com/2020/02/25/us/michelle-janavs-sentence-college-admissions-scam/index.html

 

[massimoManca II]

Queue the Jim Gaffigan clips*

 

[anon_is9z1n0h3zblb]

The food there will be better than she sells.

 

[odshowtime]

Queue the Jim Gaffigan clips*

Vegetarian hot pockets... For vegetarians who would also like to experience diarrhea.

Hoooot pockets [In tiny falsetto voice]

 

[Lion84]

Warning! Gratuitous shot at Pitt: With the Hot Pockets Heiress in jail will this disrupt the supply of food prepared for Pitt Grads by their Mom's and delivered to their basement dwellings?

 

[Op2]

I don't know if they still make them, but as I recall, the Croissant Pockets were better than the Hot Pockets or the Lean Pockets.

When I was bringing them to work every day for lunch and thus was going through a lot of them, I systematically over time bought and tried every single different kind of Hot / Croissant / Lean Pocket that the grocery store sold.

 

[PSU87]

I guess she really does have hot pockets.

https://www.cnn.com/2020/02/25/us/michelle-janavs-sentence-college-admissions-scam/index.html

Hot Pockets gave her deep pockets which she misused and now will have no pockets.

 

[pandaczar12]

Warning! Gratuitous shot at Pitt: With the Hot Pockets Heiress in jail will this disrupt the supply of food prepared for Pitt Grads by their Mom's and delivered to their basement dwellings?

They get a free pizza at the end of their shift as a delivery driver.

 

[STPGopherfan]

[QUOTE="BobPSU92, post: 4697281, member: 15408"]I guess she really does have hot pockets.

https://www.cnn.com/2020/02/25/us/michelle-janavs-sentence-college-admissions-scam/index.html[/QUOTE]

Hot pockets? Or soon to be empty pockets?

 

[Art]

[QUOTE="BobPSU92, post: 4697281, member: 15408"]I guess she really does have hot pockets.

https://www.cnn.com/2020/02/25/us/michelle-janavs-sentence-college-admissions-scam/index.html

Hot pockets? Or soon to be empty pockets?[/QUOTE]

The family fortune is safe.

 

[Sproul]

Queue the Jim Gaffigan clips*

Line them up!

 

[anon_is9z1n0h3zblb]

Coincidence? I think not.

https://www.ajc.com/news/georgia-co...ling-drugs-hot-pocket/ow576ZbYsKZKaIjuGaKD9I/

Authorities found drugs and tobacco inside a single Hot Pocket

Two Georgia correctional officers were arrested Monday after being accused of smuggling tobacco and drugs inside a popular frozen snack.


Investigators believe Calhoun State Prison correctional officers Corlethia Lattimore, 28, and Imani Ferguson, 21, stuffed methamphetamine and tobacco inside a Hot Pocket in order to get the drugs inside the prison, police told the WALB 10 news station. Authorities discovered, by way of a metal detector, about 112 grams of meth inside a single Hot Pocket.


Lattimore, who lives in Edison, Georgia, was charged with drug trafficking and violation of oath of office. She remains in the Calhoun County Sheriff’s Office jail.

Ferguson of Albany, Georgia, was charged with conspiracy, giving illegal substances to inmates and violation of oath of office. She has been released on a $15,000 bond.

According to Calhoun County Sheriff Josh Hilton, almost a dozen prison employees at the prison in Morgan, Georgia, have been arrested for drug smuggling in the last year.