Haiku tributes to BWI Posters

[bwfight]

Since recent postings have quickly devolved into dumpster fires, and there isn’t much noteworthy wresting news, I thought it could be entertaining to post some haiku tributes to BWI posters.

Here’s one to get things started:

Ode to Wild Turk

Truculence suits me
Obstreperous platitudes
Willie makes me mad

 

[McScoreley]

Ode to @donboy6499 to our Hawkeye Report visitors:

How are you doing?
I am worried about you
Honestly, you good?

 

[Dogwelder]

Ode to @dmm53:

Sit down talk wrestling
But first expose injustice
I can’t help myself

 

[McScoreley]

I'd like to dedicate one to the late great @minnhawkeye

Personifies class
A dear friend and our brother
Rest in Peace good sir

 

[Ski]

Spring brings strong wind gusts
It smells funny around here
21 Guns lurks

Internet tough guy
21 Guns - one bullet
The Board Barney Fife

 

[amattaro]

Love the lot lizards
And know Reenan decked Warner
Don’t call me dum dum

 

[bwfight]

Ouch, that left a mark
His bite is worse than his bark
Brooks has been Branded

 

[PSUbluTX]

Ode to @Dogwelder:

Artful turn of phrase
Philological genius
Turns frowns upside down

 

[PSUbluTX]

Ode to ???:

Offseason banter
Much ado about nothing
Not worth casting stones

 

[82bordeaux]

Ode to @STAND with PRIDE

Left the toilet seat up
Drywall dust in my eye
Rag-dolled again

 

[bwfight]

Ode to @Dogwelder:

Artful turn of phrase
Philological genius
Turns frowns upside down

Well done and true 👍

 

[bwfight]

21 Guns is Fun

8 scoring wrestlers
Fight me in the parking lot
If you disagree

 

[Ambrowns]

Not about a BWI poster but:

He has got the chin
National championships
It is what we do

 

[bwfight]

Not about a BWI poster but:

He has got the chin
National championships
It is what we do

I like expanding it to include all things wrestling 😉

 

[nittinsc]

Tikk clicks
Images shine
We can only pine

 

[CentexLion]

Since recent postings have quickly devolved into dumpster fires, and there isn’t much noteworthy wresting news, I thought it could be entertaining to post some haiku tributes to BWI posters.

Here’s one to get things started:

Ode to Wild Turk

Truculence suits me
Obstreperous platitudes
Willie makes me mad

What is a Haiku?
Had to Google it On Line
BWFight- Big Brain

 

[APSPSUwrestlingfan]

What is a Haiku?
Had to Google it On Line
BWFight- Big Brain

In Iowan cries

Our champions foretell

How soon Carver dies

 

[LDandy]

Where has Spyker gone?
Polluting twenty four seven?
Yep he's Real King now.

 

[nittinsc]

Ole Crop drops
To his knee
Hoop girl he does see

 

[nittinsc]

Good Roar soars
While we wallow
In the pool of cess

 

[nittinsc]

The gifmaster posts
We all guffaw
But one

 

[nittinsc]

Diceman cometh
Recruits we see
Future heros we hope they be

 

[bwfight]

SPYKER LIVES

FULL COURT PRESS RIGHT NOW !!!!!!
MASON GIBSON IS FOR REAL !!!!!
HE’S BEATING NICO !!!!’

 

[nittinsc]

Some posters on here
A haiku can't write
TLDR

 

[tikk10]

Nerfstate's updates are
Underappreciated
So here's a shoutout

 

[nittinsc]

Who we got at 157
Who we got at 165
Who we got at.................crap, this won't work in a haiku

 

[danoftw]

Need PA updates
But I moved miles away
El Jefe saves the day

 

[nittinsc]

KYPSW's coming
Boosting my posts
Must win the ties

 

[Sportfan2017]

All that we do now
Is born from a memory
Or a wishful Dream

 

[PSUbluTX]

What is a Haiku?
Had to Google it On Line
BWFight- Big Brain

Either Google lies
Or "Haiku" means something else
To some on this thread

 

[baccafarmer]

Since recent postings have quickly devolved into dumpster fires, ......, I thought it could be entertaining to post some haiku tributes to BWI posters.

An old silent mat
A Dogwelderjumps onto the mat,
Thump! Silence again.

 

[El-Jefe]

Another stud signs.
Must be a conspiracy!
We owe Willie beer.

 

[El-Jefe]

Thousand word salads:
Dull, incomprehensible.
Bushwood posts again.

 

[Dogwelder]

An old silent mat
A Dogwelderjumps onto the mat,
Thump! Silence again.

Basho-maniacal!

 

[82bordeaux]

There are three new threads on HR about Haiku, where he is ranked P4P, and what @smalls103 did to recruit him to PSU.

 

[STAND with PRIDE]

Boats and Hoes
Free steaks for Willie
Wine is fine, but liquor is quicker

guess who

 

[82bordeaux]

Boats and Hoes
Free steaks for Willie
Wine is fine, but liquor is quicker

guess who

 

[CentexLion]

Some posters on here
A haiku can't write
TLDR

Desanto-Micic
Is that what a Haiku is?
No. A Kimarna

 

[bwfight]

Desanto-Micic
Is that what a Haiku is?
No. A Kimarna

Some say kimarna
some others say kimura.
I say submission

 

[nerfstate]

Just a call back to the first post of another great haiku thread we had cooking. There’s something really compelling about wrestling haiku to me...

fresh start of season
grip of festering laughter
sad clown in mirror