FC/OT/PICS: Your Esquire 2015 Sexiest Woman Alive....

[anon_xdc8rmuek44eq]

None other than Danaerys of the House Targaryen, First of Her Name, Queen of Mereen, Queen of the Andals and The Rhoynar and The First Men, Lady Regent of the Seven Kingdoms, Protector of the Realm, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Breaker of Chains and Mother of Dragons....

Emilia Clarke!

 

[Ranger Dan]

She's hot, but I'm not sure about sexiest alive... to each his own, I guess.

 

[anon_xdc8rmuek44eq]

She's hot, but I'm not sure about sexiest alive... to each his own, I guess.

Certainly debatable. You could probably make the case that her body double on the show is hotter...her name is Rosie Mac; she's on the right:

And here:

 

[PSU73]

After using her nudity in the Game of Thrones to establish herself, she now has a no nudity clause. Now Playboy. Who's next??

 

[bjf1984]

None other than Danaerys of the House Targaryen, First of Her Name, Queen of Mereen, Queen of the Andals and The Rhoynar and The First Men, Lady Regent of the Seven Kingdoms, Protector of the Realm, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Breaker of Chains and Mother of Dragons....

Emilia Clarke!

Jiminy!

I know there's that "beauty is in the eye of the beholder" stuff.....

But "Sexiest Woman Alive"?

I have no idea who she is.....and maybe these are unflattering pictures (though that would be kind of hard to imagine, if they are from a fashion mag shoot).....but I would have a real hard time even coming up with describing her as "pretty".

 

[Chickenman Testa]

None other than Danaerys of the House Targaryen, First of Her Name, Queen of Mereen, Queen of the Andals and The Rhoynar and The First Men, Lady Regent of the Seven Kingdoms, Protector of the Realm, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Breaker of Chains and Mother of Dragons....

Emilia Clarke!

Did the world just experience a mass die-off of women and like only 25 are left?

 

[psuro]

None other than Danaerys of the House Targaryen, First of Her Name, Queen of Mereen, Queen of the Andals and The Rhoynar and The First Men, Lady Regent of the Seven Kingdoms, Protector of the Realm, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Breaker of Chains and Mother of Dragons....

Emilia Clarke!

No. Absolutely not. She is borderline sig pic worthy.

 

[anon_is9z1n0h3zblb]

My first comment is that those are some horrible pictures of her. Esquire was obviously going for some sort of hard boiled private eye femme fatale look and it simply didn't work (at least IMHO). She looks much better in GOT and Terminator Genisys, which was pretty horrible. Only two things I recall seeing her in though.

Second. Body Doubles. WTF????? What is this country coming to when GOT starts pulling a bait and switch. Next someone will tell me that they digitally added Lena Headey's head to another body double for the walk of shame.

 

[hagberg]

She's hot, but I'm not sure about sexiest alive... to each his own, I guess.

She passes the "Would I agree to have sex with her?" test.

But then, I'm easy!

 

[ericstratton-rushchairman]

Give me Mrs Ice-T (Coco... all 5'2" of her)

 

[jj410]

None other than Danaerys of the House Targaryen, First of Her Name, Queen of Mereen, Queen of the Andals and The Rhoynar and The First Men, Lady Regent of the Seven Kingdoms, Protector of the Realm, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Breaker of Chains and Mother of Dragons....

Emilia Clarke!

And a great voice to match.

 

[Ranger Dan]

She passes the "Would I agree to have sex with her?" test.

But then, I'm easy!

A former coworker once told me that once you are old and married, the 1-10 scale goes away and it's just yes or no.

 

[fairgambit]

I realize beauty is a matter of individual taste, but I don't even consider this woman attractive, let alone the "Sexiest Woman Alive". I have no doubt I could walk down the streets of any major American city and find hundreds of women sexier and more attractive.

 

[fairgambit]

Did the world just experience a mass die-off of women and like only 25 are left?

Yes, and she's like the 24th best looking.

 

[ericstratton-rushchairman]

A former coworker once told me that once you are old and married, the 1-10 scale goes away and it's just yes or no.

Otherwise known as "doable/not doable". Walk through an airport and play the game in your head.

 

[hagberg]

A former coworker once told me that once you are old and married, the 1-10 scale goes away and it's just yes or no.

Once you hit my age even that goes away. It's now just "yes".

 

[wbcincy]

It's unfortunate when they do this. Clarke is undoubtedly attractive, but now everyone will rip on her looks because she has no business topping a list like this. And it's such an exercise in futility anyway. Everyone has different tastes, so there can't possibly be a "#1," and if there could be, it wouldn't be different every year!

 

[TheGLOV]

And a great voice to match.

I just threw up!

 

[The Spin Meister]

Once you hit my age even that goes away. It's now just "yes".

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Be honest. Its just "wish I could."

 

[john4psu]

And a great voice to match.

I don't know..... One could travel with her and get a good seat to different games. It's not like you'd have to talk to her about dishes, housework but rather college football. You get to check out all those college towns. I can't imagine her turning off a game to watch the Hallmark or Oprah channel.

 

[Grass]

I'll take the body double (Rosie), but will "settle" for Emilia.

 

[hagberg]

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Be honest. Its just "wish I could."

I should have specified that the "yes" is generic to any woman who is agreeable. As long as it doesn't get me tossed in jail, I'm in! Even if I might need a little extra pharmaceutical help.....

 

[Ranger Dan]

This settles it, my goal for the off season is to facilitate an all time celebrity who's hottest poll in the form of a 64 person elimination bracket with qualifying rounds, etc. I'll have to start planning, but the actual contest won't happen until after football season is over.

 

[anon_xdc8rmuek44eq]

This settles it, my goal for the off season is to facilitate an all time celebrity who's hottest poll in the form of a 64 person elimination bracket with qualifying rounds, etc. I'll have to start planning, but the actual contest won't happen until after football season is over.

Good luck. 50% of the responses will be 'Why isn't XXX in this poll?', and the other 50% will be 'Why is XXX in this poll?'

 

[Ranger Dan]

Good luck. 50% of the responses will be 'Why isn't XXX in this poll?', and the other 50% will be 'Why is XXX in this poll?'

That will be the "preseason"... I'll start with a brainstorming session for what catergories to use. Then ask for nominations in various categories and then take the names and create polls. The leading vote getters in each category along with "at large" candidates with the highest vote counts not winning their category will be seeded according to their vote count along with strategic placement (ensuring interesting match ups in the later rounds). Then have polls to work through the bracket. With the amount of work involved in what I've envisioning, I should get paid for it.

 

[91Joe95]

That will be the "preseason"... I'll start with a brainstorming session for what catergories to use. Then ask for nominations in various categories and then take the names and create polls. The leading vote getters in each category along with "at large" candidates with the highest vote counts not winning their category will be seeded according to their vote count along with strategic placement (ensuring interesting match ups in the later rounds). Then have polls to work through the bracket. With the amount of work involved in what I've envisioning, I should get paid for it.

I did one once. Its not work, more like a labor of love. Of course, back then Alta Vista was the best search engine.