Bigfoot hunting season proposed in Oklahoma

[creamery freak]

An Oklahoma state representative has proposed a hunting season on Bigfoot. I wonder if it will be Male only to allow the herd to grow.

https://nypost.com/2021/01/22/ok-rep-justin-humphrey-proposes-bigfoot-hunting-season/

 

[MtNittany]

Smart.

 

[83wuzme]

I am glad that our country isn’t facing any serious problems right now and that our legislators have time for some joking around like this.

 

[Ranger Dan]

I’ve heard people say that if you see a mountain Lion in PA you can shoot it because the PA game commission says there are none in PA. I don’t think there are resident wild/native mountain lions in PA, but some may be wondering through at times. I also doubt that you would escape without a fine.

 

[91Joe95]

I am glad that our country isn’t facing any serious problems right now and that our legislators have time for some joking around like this.

The Shroedinger cat corrollary theorizes that if we didn't have so many legislators we wouldn't have so many problems.

 

[Pardlion]

An Oklahoma state representative has proposed a hunting season on Bigfoot. I wonder if it will be Male only to allow the herd to grow.

https://nypost.com/2021/01/22/ok-rep-justin-humphrey-proposes-bigfoot-hunting-season/

That’s ridiculous. Everyone knows that Bigfoot lives in the Pacific Northwest, not Oklahoma.

 

[91Joe95]

That’s ridiculous. Everyone knows that Bigfoot lives in the Pacific Northwest, not Oklahoma.

The migratory patterns of the susquatch are not well understood.

 

[creamery freak]

That’s ridiculous. Everyone knows that Bigfoot lives in the Pacific Northwest, not Oklahoma.

Google bigfoot sightings in PA. We sit at #3 in the USA. Sort of like Michigan in the BIG 10 east.😉

 

[PearlSUJam]

An Oklahoma state representative has proposed a hunting season on Bigfoot. I wonder if it will be Male only to allow the herd to grow.

https://nypost.com/2021/01/22/ok-rep-justin-humphrey-proposes-bigfoot-hunting-season/

This is nothing compared to the loonies on the test board

 

[The Spin Meister]

That’s ridiculous. Everyone knows that Bigfoot lives in the Pacific Northwest, not Oklahoma.

Works for Texas as their legislators meet only every other year.

 

[81b&w]

I joined the "Fairgambit Bigfoot hunting pool". Its only about 10 grand and they'll pay you a hundred grand for every one you get! I don't even wanna tell you what I spent for this but it should haul a bunch

 

[91Joe95]

I joined the "Fairgambit Bigfoot hunting pool". Its only about 10 grand and they'll pay you a hundred grand for every one you get! I don't even wanna tell you what I spent for this but it should haul a bunch

The deluxe model. Nice.

 

[BW Lion]

I am glad that our country isn’t facing any serious problems right now and that our legislators have time for some joking around like this.

We’re far past the point of our legislators knowing of or caring about the ills of this country.

 

[PSUQBKeeper]

if you read it it isn't as loony as it sounds, the guy is trying to draw more bigfoot tourism into his area which already includes a bigfoot festival

and the license would be for trapping one alive which would probably......probably....cut down on people being shot to death

 

[MtNittany]

That’s ridiculous. Everyone knows that Bigfoot lives in the Pacific Northwest, not Oklahoma.

Skunk Apes in the Glades beg to differ.

 

[psu00]

Who doesn’t like a good Bigfoot festival? After the past year or so of COVID lockdown I’ll take any festival, even in Oklahoma. Maybe head out for some ‘Squatchin’ after.

 

[MtNittany]

if you read it it isn't as loony as it sounds, the guy is trying to draw more bigfoot tourism into his area which already includes a bigfoot festival

and the license would be for trapping one alive which would probably......probably....cut down on people being shot to death

People are going to buy the license simply to frame and hang on the wall in their manzone. Like I said, this guy is smart.

 

[The Spin Meister]

There are Bigfoot hunts around the country, including in Pa. They hide a Bigfoot cutout somewhere and then give clues. Different businesses supply prizes in return for advertising. Sorta like geocaching.

 

[NittPicker]

Sorta like geocaching.

Geosquatching??

 

[MtNittany]

I joined the "Fairgambit Bigfoot hunting pool". Its only about 10 grand and they'll pay you a hundred grand for every one you get! I don't even wanna tell you what I spent for this but it should haul a bunch

That's a beautiful truck btw - anyone have an idea on model/year?

 

[Aardvark86]

An Oklahoma state representative has proposed a hunting season on Bigfoot. I wonder if it will be Male only to allow the herd to grow.

https://nypost.com/2021/01/22/ok-rep-justin-humphrey-proposes-bigfoot-hunting-season/

What could possibly go wrong?

 

[PoquosonLion]

Now they done it, they done pissed him off.

 

[Chris92]

That's a beautiful truck btw - anyone have an idea on model/year?

Prius hybrid

 

[MtNittany]

Prius hybrid

So it's coal powered. Huh.

 

[creamery freak]

Google bigfoot sightings in PA. We sit at #3 in the USA. Sort of like Michigan in the BIG 10 east.😉

Here's a link to a map showing PA sightings from 1900 to present.
https://www.google.com/maps/d/viewe...U&ll=41.11075247285457,-78.75654188275553&z=7

 

[thewholebit]

Here's a link to a map showing PA sightings from 1900 to present.
https://www.google.com/maps/d/viewe...U&ll=41.11075247285457,-78.75654188275553&z=7

3 in my little hometown. Incredible.

 

[okinburg1]

The migratory patterns of the susquatch are not well understood.

I believe there is a federal commission studying this exact topic. Started in 2002, fully funded for 20 years, so they should have a summary statement out by 2023.

 

[gslachta]

if you read it it isn't as loony as it sounds, the guy is trying to draw more bigfoot tourism into his area which already includes a bigfoot festival

and the license would be for trapping one alive which would probably......probably....cut down on people being shot to death

Heard it’s catch & release if the foot size isn’t at least a 20. Good luck when you release him.

 

[schoolie]

Here's a link to a map showing PA sightings from 1900 to present.
https://www.google.com/maps/d/viewer?mid=1YM1KNTl1F18yPhzWzTlg9gciPuU&ll=41.11075247285457,-78.75654188275553&z=7

Are you sure that isn't a map showing known meth houses in Pennsylvania? The two seem to go together.

 

[LaJolla Lion]

Makes sense.

 

[palmettolion]

Are you sure that isn't a map showing known meth houses in Pennsylvania? The two seem to go together.

Wow, Bigfoot is into meth now? Times are worse than I realized.

 

[ouirpsu]

Like Bigfoot would ever step foot in Oklahoma.

 

[81b&w]

When my son was a teen his friend got a sasquatch costume for halloween. Later on they'd go to secluded road sections and hide their vehicle and he would run across the road as a car was approaching. I'm sure they aren't the only ones to do that

 

[schoolie]

Wow, Bigfoot is into meth now? Times are worse than I realized.

Why do you think he's always walking? No way he can sit for more than five seconds.

 

[The Spin Meister]

I believe there is a federal commission studying this exact topic. Started in 2002, fully funded for 20 years, so they should have a summary statement out by 2023.

Ha! No such thing as fully funded. They will say they need more money and a bigger staff so they can put family a donors on the payroll. Study commissions never reach conclusions, never die, and only get more funding.

 

[okinburg1]

Ha! No such thing as fully funded. They will say they need more money and a bigger staff so they can put family a donors on the payroll. Study commissions never reach conclusions, never die, and only get more funding.

I like the way you think. I'll be watching you.