My opinion of Saturday:
Clifford got injured, Iowa stadium didn't have proper equipment to accurately diagnose the issue.
CJF (knowing prognosis of possible Clifford return in few weeks) knew if we lose this one we may see Iowa again in conference Championship game and steamroll them, win win...
At least post a link or list them...
https://www.ncaa.com/rankings/football/fbs/associated-press
1 Alabama (53) 1,541 1 5-0
2 Georgia (9) 1,497 2 5-0
3 Iowa 1,381 5 5-0
4 Penn State 1,360 4 5-0
5 Cincinnati 1,320 7 4-0
6 Oklahoma...
If you can afford it, get it. It's not practical as you observed, but that's also the point. If you want bragging rights it's probably the vehicle for you.
Most laptops have multiple USB ports, try using another port with the mouse. If you know of someone nearby whose home you take your laptop to and try out their mouse with your laptop, give it a go.